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“There is no overtime, and I had to use the potion in the bathroom.â€� Valen’s cheeks begin to turn pink. Tisha hums. She already knows the story, but she’s not going to give up the details.

I round on Valen. “Did you get caught spanking the monkey?�

Dane snickers. “Valen squeezed his lemon at the airport?�

“I did not squeeze my lemon or spank a monkey.� He huffs and crosses his arms. “If you must know, I had an incident with a breakfast croissant.�

I pinch my eyebrows together. “You used your potion on someone who heard you take a crap?�

His eyes narrow. “It was a bad croissant.”
― Rory Miles, Shadow Slayer

“Please, you’re not listening.â€� I loosen my hold around Dane’s neck, and a snarl rips out of his mouth.

“Explain before your mate goes all fee-fi-fo-fum,� Valen drawls.

“Don’t compare me to that dumb motherfucker who thought legumes were a legit form of currency,� Dane snaps, turning from the door and glowering at Valen.

“Uh, teddy bear, that’s Jack. The giant is the one who says fee-fi-fo-fum.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors