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G. Arthur Brown

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G. Arthur Brown, when not sleeping, writes absurd and irreal fiction, especially in rest rooms. His flash fiction collection I Like Turtles earned a Wonderland nomination for Best Collection of 2014. Governor of the Homeless, his second novella and first horror offering, was released in 2016 by . His latest collection, Stories to Make You Puke Your Pants, was released in June of 2022 by . ...more

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G. Arthur Brown There is a badger living behind my dryer. He's got a very cool little chalet. The mystery: who leases chalets to badgers? Honestly, it's cooler than m…m´Ç°ù±ðThere is a badger living behind my dryer. He's got a very cool little chalet. The mystery: who leases chalets to badgers? Honestly, it's cooler than my place. Is a puzzlement. (less)
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Kitten

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Return of Evensonian Encounters (Daily Flash #1 2023)


About four on a Friday afternoon, as I was eating my evening Wheaties, there was a loud knock at the door, followed by repeated pressing of my doorbell. I slammed my bowl of cereal down on the coffee table, for in front of the television is where I eat, and grumbled all the way to the door. Whoever was out there didn’t stop holding down the doorbell until I opened the door.

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Published on January 02, 2023 13:03 Tags: absurdist, bizarro, brian-evenson, flash-fiction, surreal
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“This is a fucking outrage! No son of mine isn't going to suck my dick! Get out of my sight, you dirty freak. I'll never forgive your mother for stepping into a cloud of CHEMTRAIL when she was pregnant with you! You are getting above your raising, boy! Makes me so angry I could cum in my own son's mouth!”
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“I blame the SJW gatekeepers for killing genre and suppressing M*A*S*H parodies.”
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“Can imaginary cats urinate into the real world?”
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“The aim of literature ... is the creation of a strange object covered with fur which breaks your heart.”
Donald Barthelme, Come Back, Dr. Caligari

“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.”
Jorge Luis Borges

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
Franz Kafka

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message 1: by Jason

Jason "Once upon a time a guy came home and found his girlfriend screwing a gnome. But it was okay because the guy was also a gnome and he high fived the other gnome and they had a gnome three-way and just kept chanting "gnome, gnome, gnome." It was pretty rad."

Best Gnome story ever.


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