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Andre the BFG
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Brampton, Svalbard and Jan Mayen
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Andre's Adventures in MySpace (Book 1)
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2010
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“Wikipedia is run by hippies of course - the same kind of impractical utopian losers who gave us the first affordable desktop computer and the iPod”
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
“Led Zeppelin was the rock band's rock band, but it was Plant who made it special. He had the knack of taking a seemingly inconsequential string of words, adding a searing shriek, and knocking the listener back on his heels. This was no less impressive on stage than in the restaurant.”
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
“There is no relationship between brain size and intelligence. There is however a strong correlation between the size of the brain and the tendency to monthly episodes of irrational moodiness.”
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
― Andre's Adventures in MySpace
“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
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“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
― On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe
― On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe
“To be fair, any condemnation of the worst parts of human nature is going to read as a veiled criticism of Trump”
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