A 'Bad At Valentine’s Day' Recommended Reading List
New Yorker and Onion writer Blythe Roberson's new book How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a comedic philosophy book about what it means to date men within the trappings of modern society. We thought, who better to suggest some Valentine's Day reading? So here are her 'love-themed' book recommendations to get you through February.
In what would otherwise be the objectively worst month of the year, when it's cold and dark and my hair seems to never fully dry, Valentine's Day gives us a chance to celebrate love, and the colors pink and purple, and the shapes "heart" and "doily." It's a holiday created by greeting card companies, which makes me love it even more, because it inspires people to complain about capitalism and I get to be like: "[raises fist] welcome to the struggle, comrade." None of us are fully onboard with it—we're single, or ambiguously coupled, or just stressed because Trump is president—so we can just enjoy being bad at it.
And what better way to appreciate the CONCEPT of Valentine's Day, without actually going full "candlelit dinner with my hot husband," than reading a love-themed book? Here are some suggestions!
"If there is a better flirt than sitting a man down on a bed and reading him two full pages of your emotional and sexual cosmic compatibility, I have not yet found it. You may think that astrology books are not a good investment, since you will only read the sections pertaining to your sign, but I assure you that male friends text me 'Cancer + Aries. Go.' at all hours of the night."
"Dr. Fisher is a biological anthropologist, and I learned so many scientific facts about love from reading this book—but even better was learning scientific proof behind things I already EMOTIONALLY knew to be true. Like: Women actually usually make the first move (through eye contact, touches, and asking questions). Love isn't eternal (the worldwide divorce rate peaks around 3-7 years). Millennials are taking longer to settle down with a partner than previous generations have. There's nothing I love more than citing a study, and after reading this book, I do constantly."
"Every single white male author who has ever lived had a wife or girlfriend who was ten thousand times smarter and cooler than he was. This book is beautiful and made me very furious."
"Elif Batuman is one of our GOATS; she can write about seemingly anything for the New Yorker and make it so clear and fascinating and genius. It makes me so happy that she chose to use her brilliance on writing a long novel about love, a topic I think we all need to be taking at least 40 percent more seriously. The Idiot is one of the funniest books I have read, and made me realize: Ah, yes, I, too, am an Idiot."
"Now that Tumblr has banned porn, this is the only remaining feminist way to get hornt."
"Some may say that this is a memoir by Carly Simon, but I say it is a motivational book about the pleasures and methods of sleeping with every single hot man in the entertainment industry. Carly was a brilliant and hard-working artist who banged some of the most brilliant artists of her time; as a woman and as a writer, I find this incredibly inspiring. I eagerly anticipate the day my exes are all much older and much more internationally respected, and *I* get to write a memoir that will shock young women with my incredibly good taste in (creative) men."
"A philosophical book about words and phrases associated with love ('jealousy,' 'engulfment,' 'waiting'), A Lover's Discourse made me feel incredibly seen and would have totally changed my love life IF I were capable of personal growth. After reading this, check out the loose film adaptation Let The Sunshine In starring Juliette Binoche and book adaptation How to Date Men When You Hate Men by Blythe Roberson."
"This incredible book is at once like twelve different genres, ONE of which is a dating-in-NYC story. I can't stop thinking about this one line from a sex scene: 'I can honestly say that it was my favorite body, his dick an ugly sea cucumber, veiny and brown and wretched.' Recently I texted a screenshot of this line to a new crush and for this, I deserve a National Book Award."
Blythe Roberson's How to Date Men When You Hate Men is available now. Don't forget to add it to your Want to Read shelf. Be sure to also read more of our exclusive author interviews and get more great book recommendations.
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And the answer to that would be "yes."

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Get out of here with your misogynistic book recommendations.

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I agree. This list is horrid!

However, if a LGBT is belittled in the same manner, then you (the Speaker) are threatened and attacking in fear.
I love the double standards embraced by today's Liberals.
Kyle wrote: "I love watching straight men get triggered on the internet. It seems Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ also isn't free of sensitive fools. It's a list of books, idiots, is your masculinity so fragile that you get upset at..."
Frank wrote: "Every single white male author who has ever lived had a wife or girlfriend who was ten thousand times smarter and cooler than he was.
So, you're telling us your husband is stupid?
I'm going to w..."

Also, what's more emotionally fragile than writing a book hating on men because you can't convince yourself about your own worth without belittling someone else? I can be happy with myself while also having the magical and super special ability of... not being a hateful, jealous, petty bitch.

Brava! Brava! Well said and well written.


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This comment is why this list exists.

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This comment is why this list exists."
Because saying women are better than men is just a defence, not ridiculous sexism, because we women always need excuses.
I hold myself to the same standards as I use for men. Which means me (or you, or any other women) being a sexist bitch is just as bad as men being sexist to women is.
Now you will most likely make more excuses why women do it rightfully, but I have said my piece. I am just as capable as a man, so I need to behave just as well as a man.

well-written reply.

you‘re simply annoying by insulting me. But I don‘t take it personally, looking through your list of read books, it‘s pretty obvious that you belong to a less educated group. Still, I would appreciate it, if you could stop being so rude towards people who are intellectually superior to you.

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I didn't insult you. I didn't even acknowledge you. All I said was that the answer to Kyle's question was yes, and you came at me privately.

Yeah, I got a message about feminazis too.
I will continue to maintain that this behavior is exactly why this list exists since he wants to keep proving my point for me *shrug*

I also got a message from him. I blocked him. I hope y'all did as well. It's not worth engaging with him.

And you just keep proving Kyle was right, and that I was right to agree with him.

Agreed.

Done!

So, you're telling us your husband is stupid?
I'm going to w..."
How did you get that from the quote?

It's Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ broskis. It's not that deep.

Well, the regarding comment from an other point of view:
"Every single white female author who has ever lived had a husband or boyfriend who was ten thousand times smarter and cooler than she was. This book is beautiful and made me very furious."
Got it?

- Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ, I guess

Oh and to everyone making fun of men in the comments, telling them that it's "just a book list" and that their ego is fragile if they can't get over it: no. Stop trying to pretend like it's not completely acceptable, nay, downright expected to shit on men like this nowadays. I can't think of any other demographic group that gets so actively hated in mass media nowadays without any repercussions, and it's fucking disgusting. It's not funny, it's not revolutionary, it's just sad and pathetic, and men have every right to be upset when they see this kind of content on a website that they come to to share in their love of reading.
Signed, a woman

I couldn't have said better myself. We should have a list celebrating love instead of people who are bitter-ass bitches about it.

I added most of these to my (already way too long) to-read list, can't wait to get to them. :) That quote from Severance? Never heard a better recommendation than that.

Hail!!

This is just a gender war as it seems.
There is always a section of people who are feminist and who are don't. And rest of it, as well. There had and always will be writers who wrote something either of some worth or avoidable thoughts. But that's what resembles the freedom of mind, I guess. And, there always remains a choice to either pick that sort of book or create your own space around the one you fantasize for. If it passed from cultural views of large community to not being among the ones those are banned then surely it affects someone in queue.
Question is, is it really affecting our thoughts without picking it or not? Is that going to or had made any unwanted impact on any mind to its disturbed resonance frequency?
So, Be calm and choose wisely. Its always you who is free and able to think exponentially about the Books those had and will always remain in your good-books. Right?


Wonderfully worded response. And I agree totally!

Thank you! This is a very interesting sounding book! And let me just say from the promo about Charlotte Lamb- EWWWWW!!!!!! :)

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Agreed, there's some ignorant and bizarre potshots in some of these book descriptions. What's the point about being divisive or nasty on a reading list? I find it odd, but some people spread hate in even the smallest and most innocent of things.

Planning a Spa Day and a lovely home made meal for my fiancee for Valentines Day, which has become sort of a ritual for us every year. She loves it! :)
I hope you all find love one day, and can put the bitterness behind you.

"I can't think of any other demographic group that gets so actively hated in mass media nowadays without any repercussions, and it's fucking disgusting."
Try being black since the beginning of this country and constantly being hated on in mass media without any repercussions for hundreds of years...
While I don't like hateful rhetoric, I see no reason why those who have been discriminated against for years stand up for themselves and, for once, live at a time where the majority of people will listen to them and hear their pain and want to change the world for the better to accept them. If you don't understand that feminism is not about "man-hating" but instead about fighting for equal rights for all, then you've completely missed the point here.
And, though I can't believe this needs to be stated, just become some women hate men does not compromise the whole of feminism. People need to stop using blanket terms when referring to people. And also, this is a book reviewing website. This book that has people so upset exists whether you like it or not and people are allowed to express their opinions and feelings about it. If you don't like this book, or its message, maybe you should stay off of this book list?

Nobody living in America now (or the world) has been alive since 1776.

I said NOWADAYS, not since the beginning of the country. The only group you can get away with writing scathing, hateful articles about in the year of our lord 2019 is men, as a collective. You know damn well that there would be an outrage if someone like CNN or HuffPo ran an article titled "black people are the problem" or "what women can do to fix themselves" or something like that, whereas it's acceptable to write the same about (straight, white) men. And I will never agree with the rhetoric of "well women have been oppressed for so long, it's time we turned the tables now". No. Neither I nor any man alive today has anything to do with what happened in the past. By being hateful to men TODAY, you're not sticking it to some long dead assholes who have been hateful to women in their own time. You're just making things worse NOW.
Also I didn't once include the word "feminism" in my post, so I don't know where that came from. I was talking about attitudes I see in the world in general, not just among people who call themselves feminists. But since you brought it up, I know damn well what feminism is supposed to stand for, but like it or not, there are people out there who are giving it a bad name with their man-hating, and you can't just brush it off with "well those are not REAL feminists". Fixing the movement should include acknowledging its problems, not ignoring them, and as long as there are people out there openly hating man while claiming to be champions of feminism, those associations will remain.

'Straight white men' are still the most privileged group in the western world hands down; absolutely dominant in business, politics, STEM, entertainment, the arts, and other arenas far too numerous to list here.
That said, any feminist worthy of the name - that is, the dictionary definition of holding to the principle of equal opportunities - should never be seeking to 'flip the tables'. Replacing one inequality for the same thing but in reverse creates the same problems just with a different face. Anyone may call themselves 'feminist' but if all they care about is vengeance and violence then the label is a hollow shell, and in fact an oxymoron.
In any group, there are a few idiots. A few men today do perpetuate stupid attitudes. A few people labelling themselves 'feminists' do perpetuate stupid attitudes. Frankly, I condemn idiocy in any form. And I would label myself 'feminist', by the dictionary definition.
As for the original blog post - what a mistake. Sweeping statements that may apply to some but certainly not to all, combined with woo-woo magically knowing stuff. Seriously, I expect better objectivity and scientific standards.


'Straight white men' are still the most privileged group in the western world hands down; absolu..."
I wish civil dialogue would happen more often too.:) But I do admit, I'm confused when people call men privileged. The definition of privilege in the dictionary is a special right or advantage only given to a specific group or person.
Yes, there may be more men in all the fields you mentioned, but there is nothing obstructing women from pursuing those fields. Women weren't encouraged to pursue those occupations for the longest time, but now that has changed. The only thing to do is wait for time to pass, and as more time passes more women will engage in these careers which they were before (in previous generations) dissuaded from joining. More women will engage in these careers, I think, because culture is changing and no longer puts so many limits on women.
But a cultural expectation for a women still does not take away her equal right to go to school for whatever she desires. In this, men have no more privilege than a woman.
And yes. You're right. In any group there will be a few idiots.
But I do feel that feminism itself has changed to mean something different than it used to and has been overtaken by those who don't wish for true equality, so the group has changed completely as well. That's why I hesitate to call myself one anymore. I don't want to be associated with the women marching stupidly for rights they already have while wearing vagina hats.
Third wave feminism isn't my cup of tea. And I think that original feminism is becoming a thing of the past, so that when I think of a feminist, I don't think of a woman who wants equality anymore.
That's why I now say I'm for equality, not feminism.
Because to me, this book list represents what feminism is now. It's been poisoned, essentially.

The term itself 'privilege' used to seem odd to me too. I thought as you did - 'why is basic rights called privilege?!' Such as, for example, to have one's CV judged based on its merit and nothing else - that's a basic right, surely, not a privilege! Yes, it is a basic right, indeed, not special treatment. Except some people are not getting those basic rights. It's being treated as if it were a privilege then, with only some getting access to these basic rights, when in fact it shouldn't be a privilege, it should be universal to all. Then, as if that weren't enough, you do get a few genuinely corrupt people who knowingly dole out bonuses (not just basic rights) in a discriminatory way - real privilege.
You say that there is nothing obstructing women from getting into certain fields but that is a rather generalised statement. For sure it has opened up a great deal in comparison to the past. But there are actually still considerable blocks still in place. For example, where I live it is actually illegal for an employer to ask about a woman's family plans and refuse to hire her purely on that basis - but it still happens, as evidenced by the cases that are reported every year, and the investigative exposes which record them. The numbers are certainly still unequal, and sometimes those already in the circle either unwittingly or knowingly tip the scales against prospective candidates. So, it isn't really true that there is now 'nothing' preventing women accessing these fields. It isn't just about women, of course, there are other groups that are discouraged in this manner; including men from certain professions. Cultural pressures do come back and bite everyone sometime.
Your choice is understandable, though the dictionary definition of feminism is still 'for equality'. I don't feel the movement has been overtaken by this other meaning - just that people shouting very loud make a lot of noise and now there's a misconception that 'all feminists' or at least 'most feminists' this that or the other when in fact it is a few fools. I could call myself an orange if I wanted but would not make it so just by taking the label. I don't think much of the book list. It quite obviously makes sweeping statements and is unscientific.
So, you're telling us your husband is stupid?
I'm going to write this about women, and see the reaction.