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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.”
― Kirstie Alley

“It was the kind of town that made you feel like Humphrey Bogart: you came in on a bumpy little plane, and, for some mysterious reason, got a private room with balcony overlooking the town and the harbor; then you sat there and drank until something happened.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary

“To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.”
― Walter Benjamin, One Way Street And Other Writings

“My shitty gay heart did a backflip in my chest”
― Kayla Cottingham, This Delicious Death

“When I arrived the News was three years old and Ed Lotterman was on the verge of a breakdown. To hear him talk you would think he'd been sitting at the very cross-corners of the earth, seeing himself as a combination of God, Pulitzer and the Salvation Army. He often swore that if all the people who had worked for the paper in those years could appear at one time before the throne of The Almighty--if they all stood there and recited their histories and their quirks and their crimes and their deviations--there was no doubt in his mind that God himself would fall down in a swoon and tear his hair.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Holly was staring at me. "Who were you talking to just then?"
"No one! You!"
"I don't believe you."
"Look, does it really matter right now?"
"If we're going to be working together, Lucy...."
"Oh, hell! All right! I'll tell you! It's an evil haunted skull that lives in my backpack! Happy, now?”
― Jonathan Stroud, The Hollow Boy

“Oi, stop looking at my nethers. Be a gentleman, look away. When a gal’s in a predicament you should ‘elp ‘er out”
― James Minter, The Unexpected Consequences of Iron Overload

“A traveler! By my faith, you have great reason to be sad. I fear you have sold your own lands to see other men's; then to have seen much and to have nothing is to have rich eyes and poor hands. ”
― Shakespeare, William

“But it is infamous that they have not told you!â€� declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!â€�
‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,â€� said Mr. Stubbs.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

“Breasts are natures pillows.”
― The Britiannic Scribian

“Someone must stand at the doorway between worlds, between the void and creation."
"For how long exactly?" asked Nikolai.
"Forever."
"I see."
"What do you see?" Zoya said sharply.
"It has to be someone.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Rule of Wolves

“SHORE-LARK
During the week, the shore-lark works in the City and flies home every night with its mate in Wimbledon, where it is a model husband and father. At weekends, however, it migrates briefly on Brighton, on any of one hundred pretexts, where is meets female shore-larks under the pier and seeks to recapture its lost youth.”
― Alan Coren

“He was not at the moment in very good odour at Bow Street. Such epithets as Blockhead and Blunderer had been used in connection with his last case. 'Jeremiah Stubbs, miss,â€� said the Runner. ‘I am here in the execution of my dooty.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

“Them Frenchies!â€�
‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,â€� responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

“Take me not for a dullard, My Lord. She has no baggage.”
― Tony Del Degan, The Recognition

“I am no fruit, My Lord.”
― Tony Del Degan, The Recognition

“VHALAN approaches the good DOCTOR with a furtive approach.

VHALAN
Bro, are you North Korean?

NIGELLIC CROUCH turns around with the look of a confused sheep on his face.”
― Joseph J. Capriccioso, Winds of Change

“Every time they shared their talent, they discovered that one of them had a unique gift. Clio had always possessed a keen mind and an ability to remember and recite facts after hearing them only once, but after they performed that skit for Apollo and Hermes, Clio's powerful intelligence had amplified. Just as Thalia's ability to make people laugh and forget their troubles had intensified so much that it cleared the clouds away and brought in sunshine.”
― Farrah Rochon, Bemused