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1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.

7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to $10.99. Please pull up to the window."

8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.

9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.

10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

11. Ask to see a menu.

12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."

13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!?"

14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."

17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"

18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."

19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)

20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."

21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.

27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.

28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."

29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

1. Order a pizza with a topping and when they give it you freak out and yell: "I got a (name of topping) pizza!!! Not a (name of topping) and cheese pizza!!! This is outragous!!! I wish to speak with the manager!

31.Act deaf and keep making them repeat your order.
32.Keep changing your order after you make them repeat it.

1. Go to the front desk and look the person behind it straight in the eye and scream: "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OVER LAST NIGHT? I WAS WORRIED SICK! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST CALLED!"

34.Have them take your order,take it from them and tear it

35. Say: I want everything...except onions, peppers, sausage, pepperoni, anchovies...etc.

36.Threaten the waiters with cutlery if they don't bring the food in fast enough!

1.Say:"Iwantpepperonipeppersonionsolivessausagebaconcheeseanchoviescanadianbaconpinappleandchicken." When they ask you to repeate it scream: "WAS THAT NOT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR?"

Ha good one:)

38.Order everything on the menu and once they bring it in,yell at the person sitting next to you "The money's on you" and start eating like you've never seen food before!

lol

ran out of ideas?

When they read back your order, keep on asking for more things and take certain things away in a complicated way.

Give the person exact change and then say "keep the change", then when they try to explain you payed him/her exact change say "I know, keep the change" and let it go back in forth until they leave.

...............:P

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42. give your order in the most hard to understand fake accent you can give. if they ask you to repeat your order, yell something completley random in that accent then hang up. if you really want some pizza call back and calmly give your order again.

Aweesomee!

ask for a cheese pizza without cheese.

Ask for a pepperoni pizza with extra bacon

1.Order a pizza with exactly 27 slices of pepperoni
2. Order in the stupidest and hardest to understand accent you can think of.

I hav a video to share, but it's not pizza it's a drive through:

1. Walk into local pizzeria (be sure to dress wierd)
2. Order a large pepperoni with extra Alligator and Organic life forms on the side
3. Sit back and enjoy your trip to the psychiatrist ;D

Say that you loooove them at the end of the order call. <3

Say this "I would like ______ with _____ on the side. ______ with _______ on the side is what I would like. I would prefer my _____ on the side, and on the side I would prefer my ______. my order is _______ with blank on the side, and not ______ with _______ AND ______ on the side. That would be outrageous and outrageous would be that. Do you understand that I would thoroughly enjoy _______ with ______ on the side. And on the side ______ will be! Thank you for your time......... And your soul"
I tried it once, and the when the pizza came, 'FU' was carved into the pizza. I honestly made that script up because I was bored. I didn't think it would actually work

:O Ow.Hmm.I have never had enough guts.I don't want to end up in jail so soon so I haven't done anything...yet,that is.

Just try my script. Don't order anything to expensive, because you will need to throw it away. They will probably cook something nasty into the food.

Thanks for the advice.But do you really think I'd not end up in jail or in juvenile court?

You don't have to try. The law may be different where you live.

True that!I'll try it in Italy.

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Ben wrote: "Say this "I would like ______ with _____ on the side. ______ with _______ on the side is what I would like. I would prefer my _____ on the side, and on the side I would prefer my ______. my order i..."

Lol!!! I cant stop laughing. O gosh I gotta try that do u fill in the blanks or just say blank?

Call the pizza place and ask the person if they have another pizza places number: " Hello Dominos do you have the number for pizza hut?"

Nice.

Cici *todays my un-bday 8D* wrote: "Nice."

thanks :)

Call the pizza place and ask for chinese take out

Cici *todays my un-bday 8D* wrote: "Ben wrote: "Say this "I would like ______ with _____ on the side. ______ with _______ on the side is what I would like. I would prefer my _____ on the side, and on the side I would prefer my ______..."

You fill in the blank. Remember, nothing expensive, because they probably spit in your food.

Call the pizza place and say, "I would like a dairy-free cheese pizza." :P

Order a meat lovers without the meat.

Ben wrote: "Cici *todays my un-bday 8D* wrote: "Ben wrote: "Say this "I would like ______ with _____ on the side. ______ with _______ on the side is what I would like. I would prefer my _____ on the side, and ..."

K thatll be fun >:D

Diana ❀ �� wrote: "Call the pizza place and ask the person if they have another pizza places number: " Hello Dominos do you have the number for pizza hut?""

That is funny. I have actually done that before. Except the Pizza Place I called was to get a number for the same Pizza place at a different Location. It wasn't in the Phone Book.

So, here's how the conversation goes

"Welcome to _____, may I take your order?"

(very nasally) "Yes, I'd like a cheese pizza, no wait, a three meat pizza with extra pickles and a side of fries, no wait make that two sides with a side of three mozzarella sticks...no, wait, I got that wrong. Three sides of fries, two mozarella sticks, an order of breadsticks, and an anchovie supreme veggie pizza, hold the veggies, anchovies, and other toppings except for cheese. Then, I'd like two mozarella....wait, I ordered those already didn't I. Okay, let me start over...I want a cheese pizza without cheese on 3/25ths of the pizza, make that the left side. Okay, now on that side, I want EXTRA sardines and anchovies, my brother likes anchovies. Did I ever tell you about the time that we went fishing. See, he hates fish, and so for his birthday, I took him fishing, and-wait, sorry, let me start my order over...I've forgotten what I've ordered already. Okay, so, I want-"

"Here, I can repeat your order...*repeats order*..."

"No, no, no! I do NOT want anchovies or sardines. Where do they hire you people from????? I wish to speak to the manager! He and I have some business to take care of. On second thought, double that side of fries and mozarella sticks, but third the breadsticks, and.......(continue until you are kicked out)

Order a pizza with all the toppings then slowly say "but leave out the..." one topping at a time

57. Instead of ordering, say very nasally, "Hello, this is PBS. Um...um...." and repeat that over and over.

Order in pig latin, then start screaming at them in fake Chinese if they ask you what you are saying. Or the classic call and blast JB music into the phone

Order pizza with foreign ingredients on it!
Like a peanut butter an 2 min noodles and brussell sprouts and taro and seaweed pizza! ha ha ha ha
just imagine the person taking the call!
O.O?

Order the pizza talking like the terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and then at the end of it say, "Affirmative. Chill out dickwad." in the terminator voice

Have someone yelling and screaming in the background like they're getting killed while you order.

when ordering a pizza,start telling them how a cat you saw was eating cyborg

Snort while you order, and constantly pick your nose.

Order a pizza exactly like you want it, then call back 10 minutes later and cancel the order.