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“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
― Mark Twain

“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.

"Augustus," I said.

"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
― Mark Twain

“Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx