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Notes:
(1) Fudge sort of treats Dumbledore like a nuclear weapon: better engaged at Hogwarts than loose in the world.
(2) Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood: 'Let me at him,' Ron growled, as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. 'I don’t care, I don’t need my wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands!'
- Fist fights seem an aptly muggle reflex response.
— Feb 07, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) Fudge sort of treats Dumbledore like a nuclear weapon: better engaged at Hogwarts than loose in the world.
(2) Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood: 'Let me at him,' Ron growled, as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. 'I don’t care, I don’t need my wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands!'
- Fist fights seem an aptly muggle reflex response.
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Final Thoughts:
"The Chamber of Secrets," as a title, always felt like a misnomer. There's nothing really secret in there. Salazar Slytherin told everyone what it was built for, what he housed in there, how to open it, and what happens if it's opened. The only thing secret about it is its location, in which case it should be called "The Secret Chamber."
— Feb 11, 2020 12:30AM

Final Thoughts:
"The Chamber of Secrets," as a title, always felt like a misnomer. There's nothing really secret in there. Salazar Slytherin told everyone what it was built for, what he housed in there, how to open it, and what happens if it's opened. The only thing secret about it is its location, in which case it should be called "The Secret Chamber."

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Thoughts:
(1) Myrtle: "'I was floating away ...' She looked dreamily at Harry. 'And then I came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. Oh, she was sorry she’d ever laughed at my glasses.'"
- That's just short-term thinking.
(2) Hermione's incapacitated, Ron stays behind. It was the reversed in the last book. They mirror each other.
— Feb 10, 2020 01:30AM

Thoughts:
(1) Myrtle: "'I was floating away ...' She looked dreamily at Harry. 'And then I came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. Oh, she was sorry she’d ever laughed at my glasses.'"
- That's just short-term thinking.
(2) Hermione's incapacitated, Ron stays behind. It was the reversed in the last book. They mirror each other.

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Notes:
(1) Percy: "Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was � well, never mind � the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody."
- Percy should lock his door...
(2) I love how, despite personal differences, the teachers all encourage Lockhart to go monster hunting, to get him out of the way.
— Feb 09, 2020 01:01AM

Notes:
(1) Percy: "Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was � well, never mind � the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to anybody."
- Percy should lock his door...
(2) I love how, despite personal differences, the teachers all encourage Lockhart to go monster hunting, to get him out of the way.

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Notes:
(1) "The creature that was lurking somewhere in the castle, [Harry] thought, sounded like a sort of monster Voldemort � even other monsters didn’t want to name it."
- Wonder if its name's just "basilisk," or if it has a personal name?
(2) The enchanted car reminds me of Nymeria from "A Song of Ice and Fire". A domestic, set free, and turned wild.
— Feb 08, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) "The creature that was lurking somewhere in the castle, [Harry] thought, sounded like a sort of monster Voldemort � even other monsters didn’t want to name it."
- Wonder if its name's just "basilisk," or if it has a personal name?
(2) The enchanted car reminds me of Nymeria from "A Song of Ice and Fire". A domestic, set free, and turned wild.

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Notes:
(1) Harry: "But why’s she got to go to the library?"
Ron: "Because that’s what Hermione does ... When in doubt, go to the library."
(2) "[Harry] chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was rubbish at them, at least he’d have someone friendly to help him."
- And with Hermione taking everything, it guarantees they're always together.
— Feb 06, 2020 12:50AM

Notes:
(1) Harry: "But why’s she got to go to the library?"
Ron: "Because that’s what Hermione does ... When in doubt, go to the library."
(2) "[Harry] chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was rubbish at them, at least he’d have someone friendly to help him."
- And with Hermione taking everything, it guarantees they're always together.

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Notes:
(1) Ron: "If I’d sprouted whiskers, I’d take a break from work."
- Future Ron should shave often.
(2) If Hagrid was expelled in third-year, and that was 50 years ago, then he'd be 63 years-old in the present, Tom Riddle would be 65, and Dumbledore around 150. I wonder if it's genetics or a side-effect of magic use that makes wizards live so long.
— Feb 05, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) Ron: "If I’d sprouted whiskers, I’d take a break from work."
- Future Ron should shave often.
(2) If Hagrid was expelled in third-year, and that was 50 years ago, then he'd be 63 years-old in the present, Tom Riddle would be 65, and Dumbledore around 150. I wonder if it's genetics or a side-effect of magic use that makes wizards live so long.

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Thoughts:
(1) Nice of Harry and Ron to return Crabbe and Goyle's shoes when they're done.
(2) Malfoy insults Hermione, Ron wants to punch Malfoy. It's a law of nature.
(3) Myrtle to Hermione: "Wait till everyone finds out you’ve got a tail!"
- This line was given to Ron in the film, but changed to, "Look at your tail!" Which, to me, sounds fairly risqué.
— Feb 04, 2020 12:30AM

Thoughts:
(1) Nice of Harry and Ron to return Crabbe and Goyle's shoes when they're done.
(2) Malfoy insults Hermione, Ron wants to punch Malfoy. It's a law of nature.
(3) Myrtle to Hermione: "Wait till everyone finds out you’ve got a tail!"
- This line was given to Ron in the film, but changed to, "Look at your tail!" Which, to me, sounds fairly risqué.

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A few things:
(1) Nearly all of Ron's explanation to Harry about parselmouths is once again given to Hermione in the film.
(2) Another fun name introduced here is "Millicent Bulstrode," who is described very much like the striding bull her name evokes.
(3) Harry's gone and become Hufflepuff enemy number one. Bad move ... badgers are deceptively vicious.
— Feb 03, 2020 01:00AM

A few things:
(1) Nearly all of Ron's explanation to Harry about parselmouths is once again given to Hermione in the film.
(2) Another fun name introduced here is "Millicent Bulstrode," who is described very much like the striding bull her name evokes.
(3) Harry's gone and become Hufflepuff enemy number one. Bad move ... badgers are deceptively vicious.

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Notes:
(1) "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times
a day at home."
- The empty death threats give him thicker skin, ironically.
(2) "Hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade in talismans, amulets and other protective devices was sweeping the school."
- Sort of like trading contraband in prison... wonder how they're smuggled in?
— Feb 02, 2020 12:50AM

Notes:
(1) "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times
a day at home."
- The empty death threats give him thicker skin, ironically.
(2) "Hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade in talismans, amulets and other protective devices was sweeping the school."
- Sort of like trading contraband in prison... wonder how they're smuggled in?

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Notes:
(1) Hermione's blind to Lockhart's incompetence. Ron's known all along.
(2) Harry: "D’you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?"
Ron: "No ... Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
- Another prudent Ron line said by Hermione in the film. Film-Hermione's given book-Ron's common sense!
— Feb 01, 2020 12:45AM

Notes:
(1) Hermione's blind to Lockhart's incompetence. Ron's known all along.
(2) Harry: "D’you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?"
Ron: "No ... Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
- Another prudent Ron line said by Hermione in the film. Film-Hermione's given book-Ron's common sense!
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Well, I doubt he actually wants to kill Malfoy, just cause him a lot of pain. In which case, knives wouldn't be as effective as fists anyhow.


I hope you're enjoying your read!

Thanks so much, Sara! I'm thrilled you're enjoying them! The more I reread the series, the more I appreciate how early things from later books were seeded 😁

I think it's a lot to do with the films. Ron's not exactly portrayed as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Through the course of these updates I've pointed out many instances where his competency has been diminished simply by giving his key lines to others. In fact, at this point in the book, he thinks of what happened to Hermione, which gives him courage to venture into the Forbidden Forest. Conversely, film-Ron whimpers and nearly cries when Harry tells him they have to go.

I hope you're enjoying your read!"
Thanks, Haytham! Yes, you can see how scared Fudge is when Lucius Malfoy tells him that the Board of Governors has suspended Dumbledore. It's like they're letting loose his caged animal, or provoked a sleeping dragon :)

Yes, "Let me at 'em" was Scrappy Doo's catchphrase :)


Absolutely. There will be no shortage of gifs :)


Yes, I believe Brendan Gleeson's son played Bill Weasley in the films as well :)

Yes, I believe Brendan Gleeson's son played Bill Weasley in the films as well :)"
That he did, he is very easy on the eye that young Gleeson 😍😇
He is also in the 3 new Star Wars and was in Ex-Machina amongst many other films - he's had as interesting & varied a career as his pops. He's so darn adorkable 👍

He is also in the 3 new Star Wars and was in Ex-Machina amongst many other films - he's had as interesting & varied a career as his pops. He's so darn adorkable 👍"
Glad to know you're such a fan! I really don't know either of them outside of the Harry Potter films, but you've got me interested in looking at both their bodies of work :)

As for his dad, he is a chameleon & has played such a variety of roles! Deffo worth checking out their work...but you're not much of a film fan so it's also not the end of the world if you stick to books 😇

As for his dad, he is a chameleon & has played such a variety of roles! Deffo worth checking out their work...but you're ..."
Well, I'm always willing to expand my horizons. I do mean to watch films, I just don't often have the time. Good to know you're such a film connoisseur... irrespective of whether or not your interest is based wholly on acting talent, or something else entirely 😉


That's great! Glad it's something you enjoy doing, and that there's a plethora of reasons why 😁

Happy reading my friend 👍📚"
Thanks! Happy reading to you too :)

Well, that's certainly an opinion. I can't say I agree with any of it, frankly. 🤷♂�

@Aoife: My first reaction when I saw Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux was: That's Bill Weasley from Harry Potter!!! *lol*

@Aoife: My first reaction when I saw Domhnall G..."
Yes, this is particularly evident in Order of the Phoenix, when Dumbledore goes rogue, and Fudge unleashes a propaganda campaign in the Daily Prophet to discredit him with the public, knowing there would be no tangible way to actually beat him.