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(1) Hermione: "If you don’t stop doing it, I’m going to �"
Fred: "Put us in detention?"
George: "Make us write lines?"
Hermione: "No ... but I will write to your mother."
- Ouch! She sure knows how to twist the knife.
(2) Hermione knits woolly hats and hides them under rubbish, hoping to trick house elves into freedom as they clean.
- I mean, that's just unethical.
— May 22, 2020 12:20AM

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(1) Hermione: "If you don’t stop doing it, I’m going to �"
Fred: "Put us in detention?"
George: "Make us write lines?"
Hermione: "No ... but I will write to your mother."
- Ouch! She sure knows how to twist the knife.
(2) Hermione knits woolly hats and hides them under rubbish, hoping to trick house elves into freedom as they clean.
- I mean, that's just unethical.
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(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: .
— Jun 23, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: .

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(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men � and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.
— Jun 22, 2020 01:01AM

Notes:
(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men � and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.

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(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right � and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse �"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.
— Jun 21, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right � and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse �"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.

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(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.
— Jun 20, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.

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(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.
— Jun 19, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.

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Notes:
(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so �"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.
— Jun 18, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so �"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.

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Notes:
(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.�
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.
— Jun 17, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.�
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.

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Notes:
(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!
— Jun 16, 2020 12:15AM

Notes:
(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!

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(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.
— Jun 15, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.

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Notes:
(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
— Jun 14, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
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She's only interested in the aftermath. She doesn't want to see how the sausages are made, so to speak, but she does enjoy the taste.

In the sense that she is a human, of course. I suppose she has enough decency not to outwardly take glee in torture.


Really, coercion is the literal opposite of freedom. She might think she's advocating for emancipation, but she's just robbing them of their free will.
It's very interesting, because this book was written during the Iraq War, and I'm sure the whole "Democracy for Iraq" question was at the root of this. It's the exact same situation and can't be a coincidence.

Yeah, if the elves were happy helping around the castle then it was their choice to remain there. Sure she could tell them and explain everything to them but at the end of the day what matters is what they wanted to do.
They also weren't human so it's a mistake to apply human laws to them. They had their own laws and philosophies, which completely fine.
I know Hermione meant well but she really went around that doing what she thought was best. Not too different from what she was fighting against.
Huh, I didn't know about the "Democracy for Iraq" thing. It's pretty interesting -or it would be - if Rowling really meant to reflect that with her book.

Exactly, it's the moral relativist argument. You can't tell cultures what is or is not proper according to their own traditions, so long as people are willing participants. And house elves kind of get high off gratitude. They live for pleasing people, and will get emotional when gratitude is expressed. Now, Hermione might think it akin to some kind of opium addiction that clouds cognitive reasoning, but no one's being abused (except with notable exceptions like Dobby and the Malfoys) and only good seems to come from the reciprocal relationship.
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "I know Hermione meant well but she really went around that doing what she thought was best. Not too different from what she was fighting against."
It's often in the pursuit of good, that we become the thing which we most hate.
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Huh, I didn't know about the "Democracy for Iraq" thing. It's pretty interesting -or it would be - if Rowling really meant to reflect that with her book."
I believe I might have read or heard her speaking about that parallel in an interview, though being years ago, I can't pinpoint which one.
Pretty much, the US wanted to install a democratic government in Iraq, with free elections and accountable government, and while some people were for it, most people were either not ready for it or were happy with strongman government.
It's a complicated question whether an objective good is good in all situations. Eating healthy, for example, is an objective good, but imposition is often rebuffed and rebelled against.

Sure, as you say, there are those that do treat them incorrectly and those are the ones that could need, say, regulations over it. But distroying it because of a few is a mistake.
I didn't know about the whole Iraqi thing but I can't say that I'm surprised by it.
I believe every country, culture, should be able to find what works for them and what they are comfortable with. Regardless of what everyone else says.


I think something like a house elf department within the Ministry would be useful to field complaints and to remedy real abuse. Though, I don't know how effective that would be since I doubt it's in the nature of house elves to say anything negative about their masters. Even Dobby didn't really complain about the Malfoys, Harry had to read between the lines and see the abuse in person before he got the idea to do anything about it.
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "I believe every country, culture, should be able to find what works for them and what they are comfortable with. Regardless of what everyone else says."
Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm from the Philippines but I live in Canada, and there are certain practices and beliefs in both that simply would not be tolerated in the other country. You sort of have to adjust your behavior to the locals, and do as the Romans do.

Yeah, a "by any means" approach is often regarded negatively with hindsight. People get too caught up in the moment to waver in any way from their immediate goals and ambitions. It's a kind of bloodlust that manifests in battles of any sort.


That's why I've always felt Harry Potter would have made a much better television series than a film series. Things wouldn't have to be so rushed and condensed, and it would have the breathing room to be more faithful to the books.

Great to hear that. Hope you have a fun time with it :)

Hmm, the department seems like a good idea but, yeah, elves don't seem like the type to actually complain... maybe surprise inspections could work? Or some kind of spell? Because they are wizards so I'm sure there must be -or they can create - a spell that tells them if an elf has been mistreated, right?
You absolutely have to adjust! I live in El Salvador but my parents are from Nicaragua and though costumes are pretty much the same the vocabulary changes drastically and you have to definitely adjust to that.

I don't know if inspections would work. Evidence for house elf abuse would probably only be seen physically, but then house elves do have a tendency to beat themselves up at the mere suggestion that they displeased their masters. And it's not like the dark magical object inspection from the second book, which even only worked because Ron told his dad exactly where to look.
On the other hand, some sort of monitoring spell would almost certainly work, though then you're in nanny-cam territory and that's tantamount to having government surveillance systems in a private residence. It's all very complicated. Like any abusive relationship, it's pretty impossible to prosecute if the victim is compliant and won't press charges.

Yeah... government surveillance in your house wouldn't go down great... Maybe a long round of conscientization to the elves? But, yet again, that would take a long time and the success is not guaranteed...

Seems a lot like what Hermione was trying to do, at least initially, before she was kicked out of the kitchens and resorted to deception.

Hahaha, yeah, just lest's not loose hope so quickly XD

I'm sure she continues her advocacy once she graduates Hogwarts. that Hermione greatly improved the quality of life for house-elves after her graduation. While not the freedom she intended, it's about as good as could be done, given the circumstances.

I'm sure she continues her advocacy once she graduates Hogwarts. Rowling has said that Hermione greatly improve..."
Yeah. But, a complete freedom wasn't the bestway to go either. At least not immediately.

Ultimately, it's about what's best for the elves. In terms of freedom, Hermione should present her case for it if she believes it's genuinely correct, but also needs to accept when others disagree with her and not force her opinions on others. It's nearly always her inability to accept disagreement that results in her frequent arguments with Ron.

Ultimately, it's about what's best for the elves. In terms of freedom, Hermio..."
True. Strong beliefs are so important, sure, but pushing your beliefs is borderin into bullying and not great. A good argument can sway someone but that's as far as we can go.

Yeah, winning hearts and minds isn't an overnight endeavor.

That's..."
That would've been so much better, do you think Netflix would've done a good job?

Yes, I think so. They seem to have a very good track record with adaptations. I think a Harry Potter series would actually be ideal as a cartoon. That way you wouldn't have to worry about wizarding attire looking silly in real life, or recasting and writing out characters like the film had to do.

Yes, I think so. They seem to have a very good track record with adaptations. I think a Harry Pott..."
True, anime would be awesome!

This is a really interesting take on SPEW! Hermione meant well, but I actually read an essay that said Harry had the more correct approach towards house-elves and would have improved wizard-elf relations more than Hermione, because he didn't condescend towards the elves. He definitely didn't treat them as slaves, but also not as simple victims either. He was just respectful and friendly.

Harry often has the best approach to things. He's the sober middle ground between Hermione's insistence and Ron's indifference.

Yeah, I noticed that theme. Ron's one extreme, Hermione's another, and Harry is the "middle path". A representation of that theme is Ron being a pureblood, Hermione, a muggleborn and Harry being half and half.

Yeah, there's a lot of symbolism in these books that aren't on the surface obvious, but make a lot of sense and stand out upon closer inspection.