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Jayson
is 97% done
Notes:
(1) I'm finished with the novel, but there's an author interview I'll listen to before marking this complete.
(2) Peter Riegert's fairly good at making voices distinct, but the dialogue at the very end between Meyer and Bina left me totally confused.
- They sound exactly the same and I had to break out my hardcover to figure out who's saying what.
- A suitably frustrating note to end this frustrating novel on.
— Sep 01, 2024 10:30PM
(1) I'm finished with the novel, but there's an author interview I'll listen to before marking this complete.
(2) Peter Riegert's fairly good at making voices distinct, but the dialogue at the very end between Meyer and Bina left me totally confused.
- They sound exactly the same and I had to break out my hardcover to figure out who's saying what.
- A suitably frustrating note to end this frustrating novel on.
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Jayson
is finished
Notes:
(1) Well, it's unsurprising the author interview is a lot better than the book.
- Funny how two people talking in colloquial speech can be enjoyable and easy to follow. No dictionary needed!
(2) Probably the most interesting tidbit from this is that the first draft was written in first-person, but was change to third-person.
- Chabon says it worked much better for him. Though, I can attest, not for the reader.
— Sep 01, 2024 11:15PM
(1) Well, it's unsurprising the author interview is a lot better than the book.
- Funny how two people talking in colloquial speech can be enjoyable and easy to follow. No dictionary needed!
(2) Probably the most interesting tidbit from this is that the first draft was written in first-person, but was change to third-person.
- Chabon says it worked much better for him. Though, I can attest, not for the reader.

Jayson
is 87% done
Notes:
(1) There are two featured homosexual characters, Meyer's dead sister Naomi and Mendel Shpilman, the murder victim at the center of the mystery.
- They're both dead (their deaths are tied) and they both only appear in flashbacks.
- There's an immediate affinity between them. Despite only just meeting, they form a kind of alliance.
- I wonder if Chabon's implying some kind of natural/instinctual gay solidarity?
— Aug 30, 2024 10:00PM
(1) There are two featured homosexual characters, Meyer's dead sister Naomi and Mendel Shpilman, the murder victim at the center of the mystery.
- They're both dead (their deaths are tied) and they both only appear in flashbacks.
- There's an immediate affinity between them. Despite only just meeting, they form a kind of alliance.
- I wonder if Chabon's implying some kind of natural/instinctual gay solidarity?

Jayson
is 78% done
Notes:
(1) A frustrating effect of this book is reading it makes you feel stupid. Not just the esoteric vocab, but you always feel like you missed something.
- Like, why are we visiting this dentist? What chain of clues led here?
- Recaps, please!
(2) In this alternate history, Manchuria is a country.
- While this book's strongest aspect is worldbuilding, I wish Chabon would throw in more divergent tidbits like this.
— Aug 27, 2024 02:30PM
(1) A frustrating effect of this book is reading it makes you feel stupid. Not just the esoteric vocab, but you always feel like you missed something.
- Like, why are we visiting this dentist? What chain of clues led here?
- Recaps, please!
(2) In this alternate history, Manchuria is a country.
- While this book's strongest aspect is worldbuilding, I wish Chabon would throw in more divergent tidbits like this.

Jayson
is 72% done
Notes:
(1) "They wait for the question, and it comes, and Dick's manner hardens."
- If only Chabon's usual prose was as clear and succinct as his Dick jokes.
(2) Another problem I have with Chabon is how unconcerned he is with plot clarity.
- I'm always having to retrace my steps when I resume reading.
- Chabon gets so distracted demonstrating linguistic gymnastics that connecting the dots ends up as an afterthought.
— Aug 21, 2024 11:10PM
(1) "They wait for the question, and it comes, and Dick's manner hardens."
- If only Chabon's usual prose was as clear and succinct as his Dick jokes.
(2) Another problem I have with Chabon is how unconcerned he is with plot clarity.
- I'm always having to retrace my steps when I resume reading.
- Chabon gets so distracted demonstrating linguistic gymnastics that connecting the dots ends up as an afterthought.

Jayson
is 65% done
Notes:
(1) In this alternate reality, Sitka Jews call American English "American."
- To "speak American," apparently, isn’t just some sarcastic remark or mock hillbilly affect, as it is in our world.
- Alternatively, it could be American English diverged so much post-WW2 as to be recognized as a language.
(2) "Landsman has heard different stories about Inspector Willie Dick and his motorcycle."
- Willie Dick, eh? SMH
— Aug 16, 2024 05:45PM
(1) In this alternate reality, Sitka Jews call American English "American."
- To "speak American," apparently, isn’t just some sarcastic remark or mock hillbilly affect, as it is in our world.
- Alternatively, it could be American English diverged so much post-WW2 as to be recognized as a language.
(2) "Landsman has heard different stories about Inspector Willie Dick and his motorcycle."
- Willie Dick, eh? SMH

Jayson
is 56% done
Notes:
(1) "'The Yiddish Policemen’s Union,' says the pie man."
- We finally get the titular line. The significance of which is that, with his badge taken away, his union card is the only way Meyer can prove he’s a cop—a plot point that could have been stated more clearly at the outset.
(2) "Kitka has on black leather jeans and a matching vest worn over his bare skin..."
- Wait, so are they leather or are they jeans?
— Aug 14, 2024 03:45PM
(1) "'The Yiddish Policemen’s Union,' says the pie man."
- We finally get the titular line. The significance of which is that, with his badge taken away, his union card is the only way Meyer can prove he’s a cop—a plot point that could have been stated more clearly at the outset.
(2) "Kitka has on black leather jeans and a matching vest worn over his bare skin..."
- Wait, so are they leather or are they jeans?

Jayson
is 48% done
Notes:
(1) In this alternate reality, JFK married Marilyn Monroe.
- It's unclear whether he ever married Jackie.
(2) There's a big focus on marriages and how they differ.
- Berko and Ester-Malka, for example, have a loving marriage, albeit encumbered by ceaseless pregnancies. They're poor but happy.
- The Shpilmans have an entirely religious marriage of non-communication and marital duty. They're wealthy but distant.
— Aug 09, 2024 10:15PM
(1) In this alternate reality, JFK married Marilyn Monroe.
- It's unclear whether he ever married Jackie.
(2) There's a big focus on marriages and how they differ.
- Berko and Ester-Malka, for example, have a loving marriage, albeit encumbered by ceaseless pregnancies. They're poor but happy.
- The Shpilmans have an entirely religious marriage of non-communication and marital duty. They're wealthy but distant.

Jayson
is 40% done
Notes:
(1) First of all, I'm not a person who kicks up a fuss when Westerners attempt ethnic accents. I appreciate they have the nerve to try, especially in times of increased social sensitivities.
- Having said that, Peter Reigert's Filipino accent is awful. It might pass for Chinese or Vietnamese or Thai, but Filipino sounds totally different.
(2) Secondly, Tagalog isn't pronounced like tag-along: it's tuh-GAH-lug.
— Aug 03, 2024 10:00PM
(1) First of all, I'm not a person who kicks up a fuss when Westerners attempt ethnic accents. I appreciate they have the nerve to try, especially in times of increased social sensitivities.
- Having said that, Peter Reigert's Filipino accent is awful. It might pass for Chinese or Vietnamese or Thai, but Filipino sounds totally different.
(2) Secondly, Tagalog isn't pronounced like tag-along: it's tuh-GAH-lug.

Jayson
is 33% done
Notes:
(1) Despite how much I find reading Chabon infuriating, there are things to like. The whole idea of a Hasidic sect being a kind of Jewish mafia is very interesting.
- It's one of those concepts that, on the surface, you wouldn't think would work but does.
- Its rebbe being a spiritual and community authority very much fits into an archetypical mob boss paradigm. Innate respect within a closed society and such.
— Jul 28, 2024 08:10PM
(1) Despite how much I find reading Chabon infuriating, there are things to like. The whole idea of a Hasidic sect being a kind of Jewish mafia is very interesting.
- It's one of those concepts that, on the surface, you wouldn't think would work but does.
- Its rebbe being a spiritual and community authority very much fits into an archetypical mob boss paradigm. Innate respect within a closed society and such.

Jayson
is 23% done
Notes:
(1) In what world does this pass for a pulp novel?
(2) Just a sampling of Chabon's maddening prose, spanning just three pages:
"...in a way that is meant to signify deep ratiocination..."
"...burning Conestogas have their effect on people's minds."
"He smells the sudden fear ... like caries of the teeth."
- It's this sort of arcane priggish locution that rankles my inured imperturbability!
— Jul 23, 2024 01:50AM
(1) In what world does this pass for a pulp novel?
(2) Just a sampling of Chabon's maddening prose, spanning just three pages:
"...in a way that is meant to signify deep ratiocination..."
"...burning Conestogas have their effect on people's minds."
"He smells the sudden fear ... like caries of the teeth."
- It's this sort of arcane priggish locution that rankles my inured imperturbability!