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I am thunderstruck. One of my favorite authors, fantasy author Jeff VanderMeer, just rated A Greater Monster 4 stars on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ. I thanked him on Twitter, and he said it was "...a really cool and unique read! Beautiful book, too, in the design."

Here's my review of VanderMeer's brilliant book Annihilation, part one of a new trilogy. Part two, Authority, was just released and is up next in my queue. Not to be missed!

Pretty cool: A Greater Monster was selected by a blogger for her favorite !

Also, I am now officially #aTweeter #EndOfTheWorld #MakeItStop #why #RandomHashtag #GettingRidiculous. If you'd like to follow my craziness, you can find me at or search for @AGreaterMonster

And that's all she wrote. #Peace

A Greater Monster is now available in ebook format. PDF, EPUB, or MOBI (for Kindle and Nook) versions can be purchased directly from my site here: and the Kindle version is also available direct from Amazon here: The EPUB is in the iBookstore here:

Due to the unusual graphic design in my book, it does not lend itself well to the reflowable text found in ebooks. For that reason, the PDF is actually the only one that exactly matches the print edition. I had to make some compromises in the other versions. It was a long and painful process to get them done, having fired two different ebook developers. It took me two and a half years, but I stuck with it. My third vendor finally delivered. If you are an author looking for a reasonably priced professional service, check out Aptara at aptaracorp.com. They were politely agreeable to my demanding perfectionism.

Oh, and here's a silly interview I did a while back. It's a game of "Would You Rather" on The Next Best Book Club blog:

I think I'd rather eat my own hand than go through that ebook design process again.

For anyone who has read or is considering reading A Greater Monster ...a popular, critical and highly intelligent blogger-of-unusual-books has posted a long and thoughtful review and has invited discussion/posting of comments.

Just a brief post today to call out two podcasts. I was interviewed for about 15 minutes about The Kickstarter Letters as part of the summer podcast at WordPlaySounds. I'm the first one in the session, and I read the first letter from my collection. Sounds quite nice, I think. . This interview was arranged for me by Lori Hettler, the publicist for the Chicago Center for Literature & Photography (CCLaP). Thank you, Lori!

My publisher, Jason Pettus of CCLaP, also had an hour long rambling conversation with me that covered bits about Death by Zamboni, A Greater Monster, The Kickstarter Letters, the Chicago lit scene, self-publishing, and more. .

Oh, here's a tidbit of news, which was quite a pleasant surprise. I received an email from a Board Member of the Chicago Writer's Association. (Check out their blog here: ) They have an annual Book of the Year writing contest, and she invited me to be a finalist judge of the competition. She said that she reached out to me because she had read A Greater Monster and thought it was "pretty awesome" and "such a good read!"

If you'd like to pick up the beautiful hardback edition of The Kickstarter Letters, it's available at . Or the ebook is "pay what you want" at the same location. Lastly, if any of you would like to follow me on Facebook, the page is . I primarily post pictures of street art and pop surrealists that interest me.

After what feels like decades of hard work The Kickstarter Letters is finally available to the public from the Chicago Center for Literature & Photography. What is The Kickstarter Letters? Why, my third book of course. The entire story of how it came to be and what it is is best told in song.


Just kidding. In video. Watch the one I created for . The Kickstarter Letters is available for purchase on the Chicago Center for Literature & Photography (CCLaP) website at . The response so far from those who have received the hardback book via Kickstarter is that it is beautiful. It's the most deluxe book Jason Pettus, owner of CCLaP has ever released, and that's why it has taken so long to produce the 65 copies sold via Kickstarter to launch it.






To have some fun with the awesome cover art created by my friend Mike Wilgus, I designed a photo album of cover art remixes that you can .
I'm so thrilled to be published by CCLaP, an up-and-coming indie press that has received some major press, being featured in both Poets & Writers magazine and The Chicago Tribune.

Please take a peek at the video and if you like what you see--the ebook version is "pay what you want," and the handmade hardback version is truly a work of love. Visit the Chicago Center for Literature & Photography page here:

Well. This is crazy. I submitted an excerpt from A Greater Monster to a literary competition, and they just posted the shortlist. I was one of 6 authors to make it:

The Time & Place Prize is an international literary award established to provide the two things every writer requires...the time and the place to write.

The winner of The Time & Place Prize receives a month-long stay in an idyllic cottage nestled among the menhirs, myths and mists of Bretagne, France.

The Prize includes:
> Round-trip airfare to and from Paris, France plus ground transport to and from the cottage
>Room & board for the month of July in a
private cottage in bucolic Brittany
> The cottage is equipped with all the tools a writer needs, including library, computer, internet access, a complete OED, etc.
> Time and place to work on your ideas

Winner(s) selected by independent, third party judges.

I'm so shocked! I had forgotten that I had even submitted for this one.

Happy New Year everyone! To celebrate the arrival of 2013, I’m giving away a copy of A Greater Monster to one of my Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ friends. More on how to enter at the end of this blog post.

I was delivered some good fortune here at the beginning of 2013 when I learned that A Greater Monster was named to two top ten lists. It was named in “Top 10 Books of 2012� by Common Ills blog as voted by members, and it was also named in a and described as one of �10 books every Chicagoan needs to read right now� to their email list.

In that spirit, I’ve written four top ten lists to evaluate my success as a self-publisher and provide a little bit of advice for authors-to-be.

Top 10 Things I Did to Produce A Greater Monster:

1. Spent seven years obsessively writing it (through fourteen drafts)
2. Paid a professional proofreader to give it the once over
3. Asked two excellent writers to give me their detailed thoughts on it
4. Hired a book designer and spent six months working with him to design it
5. Hired an illustrator and spent six months working on the illustrations
6. Hired an animator and a musician to collaborate on the web scenes
7. Asked authors to read the manuscript and provide promotional quotes (if they liked it)
8. Read and re-read several books on self-publishing (my favorite) and created long to-do lists
9. Bid multiple printers to find the best price and quality
10. Created a video and promoted to fund the print run of 1000 copies

Top 10 Things I Did After I Published It

1. Held a big reading/release party at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago
2. Made the rounds to all the indie bookstores in Chicago and St. Louis, leaving them copies with a press kit
3. Held a reading at After-Words Books
4. Reached out to numerous bloggers across the web requesting reviews
5. Entered twenty (or so) literary competitions
6. Contacted numerous distributors, trying to find one who would carry a self-published novel (Hint: it’s next to impossible)
7. Emailed bookstores occasionally when I had news
8. Participated in a Chicago author reading tour in New York City and made the rounds to bookstores
9. Created a postcard that highlights my literary award and a review excerpt for bookstores to post on the shelf
10. Hosted two giveaways on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ

Top 10 Successes

1. Made two top ten book lists of 2012
2. Gold medal as “Outstanding Book of the Year� in the 2012 Independent Publisher Book Awards
3. Finalist for National Indie Excellence Book Award
4. Received many thoughtful reviews from both readers and bloggers including , The Midwest Book Review, , , and
5. Was interviewed for Chicago’s for both print and online
6. A Greater Monster was featured in University of Wisconsin's alumni magazine, On Wisconsin
7. Managed to get listed with a small press distributor
8. Feel proud of my work artistically
9. Have sold more than 500 copies
10. A Greater Monster is carried in nearly 15 bookstores

Top 10 Failures

1. Post office lost 16 books and destroyed 8 (Lesson: always insure mailings)
2. My distributor has done very little to promote my book
3. One bookstore ordered 15 copies and the order never got through to my distributor
4. Don’t have enough media attention to get picked up by a significant number of bookstores
5. I have been disorganized following up with bookstores (especially those out-of-state) and getting paid for sales
6. Struggling with developing an ebook version—had to fire my first ebook vendor; on my 10th round of feedback with my second
7. Started an audio book version but put it aside due to other priorities
8. Amazon sales have been pretty slow (bookstores have sold much better)
9. Couldn’t get to 10 failures (oh, the irony!)

If anyone ever tells you that self-publishing is easy, they're not doing it right. Sure, anyone can write a crappy book, export it as an epub and Kindle file, find a stock photo for the cover, submit it to Amazon, and voilà they're published. But almost no one will read it, it will likely be riddled with grammar errors and typos, and the author will often be too close to the work to recognize its larger flaws. That isn’t to say, self-publishers can’t write great books. But they need some honest opinions and a lot of hard work. If a book is self-published in the wilds of Amazon, does it make a sound?

ENTER TO WIN A GREATER MONSTER

So here’s the part you skimmed to. If you'd like a free signed copy of A Greater Monster sent to you then you can qualify and be entered as follows:

1. You are my friend on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ
2. You don’t already own a copy of A Greater Monster
3. You Like *
4. You comment below that you want a free copy!

I will put the names in a hat and make a random selection. Last entry accepted Friday, January 25th.

P.S. What a relief that this asshole lost



* Special note - if you do NOT have a Facebook account, then ... you're awesome! As long as you are on my friend list on GR and then you Like this blog post, you can also enter below. But if you are on FB then please follow the guidelines above. Thank you!

This week I launched my third book on Kickstarter. This one is a truly collaborative effort with Jason Pettus, owner and editor-in-chief of the Chicago Center for Literature & Photography (CCLaP) and Mike Wilgus, designer extraordinaire.

I launched A Greater Monster with a Kickstarter project that can still be viewed here: As a reward for all my contributors, I wrote each person a stream-of-consciousness email or a handwritten letter (at higher contribution levels) inspired by their name or a suggestion they wishes to make. I wrote 125 letters, and I spent anywhere from one to four hours on each one. So, roughly 300 hours of work! It was quite a task, but it was enjoyable as well.

I came up with the idea to select the fifty most interesting and unusual letters and publish them as a collection. Jason loved the idea and wanted to release it through CCLaP. What made me so excited about this is that Jason hand binds each hardback edition. All of Jason’s author’s books are beautifully handmade.

Mike was my book designer and cover artist for A Greater Monster. He came onboard to do the amazing cover art and 20 interior illustrations, four in color and 16 in black & white. I’m so happy with how the book came out. And I believe the letters will be entertaining even for those who don’t know me at all.

For my Kickstarter project, we shot a rather amusing video. Please take a look. I would much appreciate shares, Likes, and if you do find it intriguing, your support, of course.





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My most exciting news: I was interviewed for the Newcity newspaper. Newcity is Chicago’s only locally owned and operated cultural weekly, and it’s been around for 22 years. The article just went live on the Newcity Lit site.

Some of you may recall I won . Turns out I was a finalist for another one. Isn’t that kind of like winning a bronze medal in the Olympics? You work your ass off, beat like 3025 people, come in third best in the entire world � and no one gives a shit. Eh, bronze? What a shame. Who won gold? But seriously � bronze is still cool. I was one of three finalists in the fantasy category of the 2012 National Indie Excellence Book Awards.

Here are some interesting stats that I read last month in Poets & Writers magazine. Within an article entitled A Day in the Life of a Literary Agency, which was a peek inside the workings of a mid-size literary agency, they revealed that the agency received 100,000 queries per year, which breaks down to slightly more than 200 queries per week for each of their nine agents. And based on the number of writers they pick up in a year, the odds of an author finding representation from them are one in 11,111. By contrast, do you know what the odds are of getting published when you self-publish? One in one.

I’m having another giveaway on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ until August 16. You can enter here. And in case you missed my previous post, I have two videos up from my reading tour in New York City. Part 1 is here and Part 2 is here.

Lastly, as always, I urge you to support your local indie bookstore! If you know anyone who might like A Greater Monster, here’s my updated list of bookstores that currently carry it:

Chicago
After-Words Books
The Book Cellar
Chicago Comics
Quimby’s Bookstore
Sandemeyer’s Books
Unabridged Bookstore
57th Street Books

St. Louis
Dunaway Books
Left Bank Books
Pudd’nhead Books
Star Clipper Comics
Subterranean Books

Texas
Book People (Austin)
Domy Books (Houston)

Glen Arbor, Michigan
The Cottage Bookstore

Portland, OR
Reading Frenzy

Manitou Springs, Colorado
Back to the Books

Toronto
The Beguiling

Bristol UK
Here Gallery

Berlin, Germany
Modern Graphics

Western Australia
Planet Books

You can also ask your favorite bookstore to order it from Last Gasp Distribution.