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A Great Year and a Giveaway

New Year CardHappy New Year everyone! To celebrate the arrival of 2013, I’m giving away a copy of A Greater Monster to one of my Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ friends. More on how to enter at the end of this blog post.

I was delivered some good fortune here at the beginning of 2013 when I learned that A Greater Monster was named to two top ten lists. It was named in “Top 10 Books of 2012� by Common Ills blog as voted by members, and it was also named in a and described as one of �10 books every Chicagoan needs to read right now� to their email list.

In that spirit, I’ve written four top ten lists to evaluate my success as a self-publisher and provide a little bit of advice for authors-to-be.

Top 10 Things I Did to Produce A Greater Monster:

1. Spent seven years obsessively writing it (through fourteen drafts)
2. Paid a professional proofreader to give it the once over
3. Asked two excellent writers to give me their detailed thoughts on it
4. Hired a book designer and spent six months working with him to design it
5. Hired an illustrator and spent six months working on the illustrations
6. Hired an animator and a musician to collaborate on the web scenes
7. Asked authors to read the manuscript and provide promotional quotes (if they liked it)
8. Read and re-read several books on self-publishing (my favorite) and created long to-do lists
9. Bid multiple printers to find the best price and quality
10. Created a video and promoted to fund the print run of 1000 copies

Top 10 Things I Did After I Published It

1. Held a big reading/release party at Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago
2. Made the rounds to all the indie bookstores in Chicago and St. Louis, leaving them copies with a press kit
3. Held a reading at After-Words Books
4. Reached out to numerous bloggers across the web requesting reviews
5. Entered twenty (or so) literary competitions
6. Contacted numerous distributors, trying to find one who would carry a self-published novel (Hint: it’s next to impossible)
7. Emailed bookstores occasionally when I had news
8. Participated in a Chicago author reading tour in New York City and made the rounds to bookstores
9. Created a postcard that highlights my literary award and a review excerpt for bookstores to post on the shelf
10. Hosted two giveaways on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ

Top 10 Successes

1. Made two top ten book lists of 2012
2. Gold medal as “Outstanding Book of the Year� in the 2012 Independent Publisher Book Awards
3. Finalist for National Indie Excellence Book Award
4. Received many thoughtful reviews from both readers and bloggers including , The Midwest Book Review, , , and
5. Was interviewed for Chicago’s for both print and online
6. A Greater Monster was featured in University of Wisconsin's alumni magazine, On Wisconsin
7. Managed to get listed with a small press distributor
8. Feel proud of my work artistically
9. Have sold more than 500 copies
10. A Greater Monster is carried in nearly 15 bookstores

Top 10 Failures

1. Post office lost 16 books and destroyed 8 (Lesson: always insure mailings)
2. My distributor has done very little to promote my book
3. One bookstore ordered 15 copies and the order never got through to my distributor
4. Don’t have enough media attention to get picked up by a significant number of bookstores
5. I have been disorganized following up with bookstores (especially those out-of-state) and getting paid for sales
6. Struggling with developing an ebook version—had to fire my first ebook vendor; on my 10th round of feedback with my second
7. Started an audio book version but put it aside due to other priorities
8. Amazon sales have been pretty slow (bookstores have sold much better)
9. Couldn’t get to 10 failures (oh, the irony!)

If anyone ever tells you that self-publishing is easy, they're not doing it right. Sure, anyone can write a crappy book, export it as an epub and Kindle file, find a stock photo for the cover, submit it to Amazon, and voilà they're published. But almost no one will read it, it will likely be riddled with grammar errors and typos, and the author will often be too close to the work to recognize its larger flaws. That isn’t to say, self-publishers can’t write great books. But they need some honest opinions and a lot of hard work. If a book is self-published in the wilds of Amazon, does it make a sound?

ENTER TO WIN A GREATER MONSTER

So here’s the part you skimmed to. If you'd like a free signed copy of A Greater Monster sent to you then you can qualify and be entered as follows:

1. You are my friend on Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ
2. You don’t already own a copy of A Greater Monster
3. You Like *
4. You comment below that you want a free copy!

I will put the names in a hat and make a random selection. Last entry accepted Friday, January 25th.

P.S. What a relief that this asshole lost



* Special note - if you do NOT have a Facebook account, then ... you're awesome! As long as you are on my friend list on GR and then you Like this blog post, you can also enter below. But if you are on FB then please follow the guidelines above. Thank you!
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message 1: by Holly (new)

Holly Hi David! I want a free copy of A Greater Monster. Thanks. Happy New Year - Holly


message 2: by Holly (new)

Holly PS: I read your entire post - it is very informative! And, Mitt looks lovely in pink. He can keep his cake, too!


message 3: by Priscilla (new)

Priscilla Would love a copy! I agree with you about the asshole.


message 4: by David (new)

David Katzman Holly wrote: "PS: I read your entire post - it is very informative! And, Mitt looks lovely in pink. He can keep his cake, too!"

Hahah! Thanks Holly. You're in!

Thank you, Priscilla!


message 5: by Andrew (new)

Andrew Hi David.
I love the lists. I'm proud of you for keeping on trucking. I want a free copy of A Greater Monster. I will send a check for the Kickstarter Letters.
Thanks,
Andrew


message 6: by David (new)

David Katzman Don't sweat it, man.


message 7: by Meg (new)

Meg Ooh! Ooh! Sign me up!

List makers are cool.

Also, if successful, I would love an A Greater Monster postcard slipped into the pages of the book. Postcards (and ice cream) are at the top of my list!


message 8: by David (new)

David Katzman You got it, Meg!


message 9: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig I did not read this blog post because: (1) I hate reading,(2) it's very long,(3) I haven't taken my ADHD meds today, and (4) **jumping jacks**, wait, what was I saying?

I did, however, read the last sentence, to make sure I didn't miss some DDK awesomeness. I'm glad I did. "What a relief that this asshole lost." I do not agree, if Marie Antoinette had won, I could be eating cake off of Kirsten Dunst's ass right now. NOMNOMNOM.

Sincerely, your #3 fan,
Miss F


message 10: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig Oh, and I don't do The Facebook, and I already have 3 copies of AGM. Shit, I love cake. I could have been doing jumping jacks this whole time!


message 11: by David (new)

David Katzman hahahah! You're disqualified. :-)

The gullibility of the public will never surprise me. Reagan governed while he was already brain dead so why not Marie Antoinette? Maybe next year!


message 12: by Alan (new)

Alan done what was asked David - put me in the hat...


message 13: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig No disrespect to these gods:

but, they're all talking (shit)heads as far as I'm concerned. 8)


message 14: by David (new)

David Katzman Alan is in.


message 15: by Nathan "N.R." (new)

Nathan "N.R." Gaddis Free book? Yep. MJ 'd it so we're all good on that point. But my promotional skills might be more useful to you once your book goes out of print. Nothing tastier than an expensive out of print book.


message 16: by David (new)

David Katzman one great thing about self-publishing is that it won't go out of print until I die. Wait. Don't get any ideas.


message 17: by Mark (new)

Mark Flowers Hey - I'll take a free copy! I've been trying to get it through interlibrary loan at my library, but this seems way easier.


message 18: by David (new)

David Katzman You're on the list, Mark!

Sadly, I have as yet had no route to sell to libraries. I could've added that to my Top Ten Failures list. You need to be with a Library distributor, Baker & Taylor, and it's hard for self-pubs to get in with them. Then you need to create awareness with library acquisition buyers to actually get orders.


message 19: by Mark (new)

Mark Flowers David wrote: "You're on the list, Mark!

Sadly, I have as yet had no route to sell to libraries. I could've added that to my Top Ten Failures list. You need to be with a Library distributor, Baker & Taylor, and..."


Yeah, I'm actually a librarian, so I know all the ins and outs of the wonderful world of baker and taylor. But it does appear that Univ of Chicago Library has a copy, so that's the one I'm trying to get my library to borrow. We'll see.


message 20: by David (new)

David Katzman Wow, that's pretty cool. I wonder how they got it. It is carried at 57th Street Books down there in Hyde Park.


message 21: by Cecilia (new)

Cecilia Thanks for all the great tips & for letting us know about all the excruciating pain you went through getting AGM to your reading public. Now that's sticking with it!

I sent a link to this page to another GR friend who is wanting to get his book published one way or another so hope he reads it and it helps him.

Since I have a treasured copy of AGM, I'm out of the contest but just wanted to send my best and let you know I appreciate the cartoon you posted here...:>

Stay healthy & happy, David!
--Cecilia


message 22: by David (new)

David Katzman Thanks for the kind words, Cecilia. My publisher is working feverishly on The Kickstarter Letters, so hopefully we'll get that book to you soon, too.


message 23: by Ryan (new)

Ryan I'd like a free copy.


message 24: by David (new)

David Katzman Ryan's in.


message 25: by Theresa (new)

Theresa Hey, who doesn't want a free book - the more books the better the world... but going into this, I know I never win a thing - it's just my fate. So I'll just buy your books and we'll call it even. Any friend of RTs is a friend of mine :)


message 26: by David (new)

David Katzman Rock on yo bad self, Theresa. Thank you!


message 27: by Richard (new)

Richard David, As per our special arrangement I have liked the blog post. Please sign me up for the giveaway of a free copy of A Greater Monster. I'd be happy to receive it so's I can see for myself what it's all about.


message 28: by David (new)

David Katzman Richard, you're on the list you special man.


message 29: by Richard (new)

Richard David wrote: "Richard, you're on the list you special man."

It looks like this book has been a big part of your life for a long time. Whether I win a copy or not, I hope to read it at some point.


message 30: by David (new)

David Katzman Thank you, RVH!


message 31: by Shira (new)

Shira Was browsing Afterwords books and saw a staff review of "A Greater Monster". "Unlike anything I've ever read", etc. It definitely caught my attention.

(I didn't pick it up at the time because the thing I'm currently reading is about as thick as the phone book Herve Villachez sat on, back in the day, and I haven't even made it to the page equivalent of 'Katzman'...if I buy something too far in advance I end up not reading it, typically. Which is a sore disappointment.)

What was I supposed to put in this comment? Oh, yeah. "I want a free copy." So I can sit tall and look people in the eye when dining with the long torsoed. Until I finish what I'm reading currently.


message 32: by Shira (new)

Shira Also - for reading comprehension test purposes, rather than a misguided idea that I get multiple entries whenever I post here mentioning "I want a free copy", especially if I include the words "I want a free copy" multiple times --
1)I am curious about this but suspect I will find out when I read: "Hired an animator and a musician to collaborate on the web scenes." ? Hm.
2)You're a hard-working son of a gun.
3)You've gotten a lot of kudos. This sort of flies in the face of wishful thinking, which says that self-publishing is hard, EXCEPT when you're, like, rilly rilly good. Dang...no such luck.


message 33: by David (new)

David Katzman a) Afterwords...WORD! Only indie bookstore left (actually the ONLY bookstore left) downtown.
b) Don't pick up a phone book too vigorously, you might get a hernia
c) The long-torsoed are over-rated
1) You will have to remain curious. The answer can only be discovered through close reading of the text. Or cheating.
2) Yes
3) I appreciate the sentiment, but I think the rewards of hard work in self-publishing are primarily...more hard work
4) You get my vote for best walk-on role in a message board thread you previously had no connection to whatsoever. Bravo!


message 34: by David (new)

David Katzman And 5) Don't forget Rule 3 under how to enter.


message 35: by David (new)

David Katzman Shira, you are confirmed for entry. Houston, we do not have a problem.


message 36: by Shira (new)

Shira Hurrah!


message 37: by karen (new)

karen i am not on facebook.
shh, i am off the grid!


message 38: by David (last edited Jan 17, 2013 08:06AM) (new)

David Katzman You're much better off, Karen! See my Special note! You can enter by Liking this blog post instead. EDIT: Oh you did! :-)

I don't have a personal page on FB either ... I only have my author page. And I didn't create it, my friend who created the design for my website daviddavid.net made a page for me. He INSISTED on creating it, kind of dragged me kicking and screaming. So then I had to become an administrator of it because he would never have time to update it. So I just kind of fell into it.

It has been kind of fun, I'll admit, to post things now and again.


message 39: by Hilary "Fox" (new)

Hilary "Fox" Hey David, of course I'm in as well. Happy New Year, and may this one bring further success. It does end in lucky 13, after all...


message 40: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Reads & Reviews Great publishing tips! Thanks David! Your novel looks intriguing and I'd love to have a copy.


message 41: by Jenn(ifer) (new)

Jenn(ifer) No facebook page, but .. ENTER ME! :)


message 42: by Jenn(ifer) (new)

Jenn(ifer) I mean...uh.. enter me in the giveaway.


message 43: by Mark (new)

Mark Yep I am in if it is not too late. thanks for invite


fire_on_the_mountain I think I'm entered? If not, I'd like to be!


message 45: by David (new)

David Katzman Jenn(ifer) LOL! You're in.

Peter, you're in Jenn(ifer). Wait, what?

Fox, in.

Mark, in.

Chance, in!


message 46: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig David wrote: "hahahah! You're disqualified.

There was a huge fire on the "K" shelf of my library! My entire Katzman collection has been wiped out!! So, if that was a true story, am I still disqualified? 8(. My cat doesn't have a copy, also HE has a Facebook page and I don't!


message 47: by David (new)

David Katzman Your cat would have to be my GR friend also to quality. Cats for Katzman?

So me & Kafka are gone? And Kaczinski? I know the Unibomber Manifesto was one of your treasured possessions. If I believed you, then I would undisqualify you. But I would likely also un-put-your-name-in-the-hat since you have already read it, and I'd feel bad that I didn't award it to a new person. Don't you have another copy coming with The Kickstarter Letters anyway?


message 48: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig David wrote: "Your cat would have to be my GR friend also to quality. Cats for Katzman?..."

Cats for Katzman! HAHAH. Actually, I lied. I now have 6 copies because I bought the entire stock from book people...oops, my bad! FINE! I shall remain a grade a, unqualified non-qualifying entrant. I shall remember this slight til my dying day, sir! You get nothing!!!!! Good day!


message 49: by Nefariousbig (new)

Nefariousbig


message 50: by David (new)

David Katzman You always know how to steal a witty comeback.


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