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My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

"Microwavable ice cream is the future" by on

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

A secret is a concealed weapon. So let me tell you I love you before we both get hurt.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)

She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)

A person crying is like a sponge wringing itself out. Love is better than a sink that turns itself off w/o you having to touch the handle.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)