The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple � A Serial Adventure (Part 8): Banger is in the Eye of a Beholder
For those who dig fun, rollicking fantasy adventures, we hereby present Part 8 of The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple (for more background on the series and to read Part 1: All’s Well That Begins Well, click here). Periodically throughout the series, you, Dear Readers, will be presented with decision points at the end of installments, and it is YOUR collective feedback that will help determine the path our heroes take. So pay attention and choose (un)wisely—the next such decision point comes at the end of this section of our tale!
Wait...where did all the content go?! You'll have to check out the collected Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple for the full story...coming soon! Watch this space.
Wait...where did all the content go?! You'll have to check out the collected Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple for the full story...coming soon! Watch this space.
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Apr 26, 2016 07:11AM
I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)
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SQUEEE! This'll cheer me up in my sickbed!
My vote: go find Rappy!Thank you for another stirring instalment, sir.
Paul wrote: "My vote: go find Rappy!Thank you for another stirring instalment, sir."
One vote for Rappy! Thanks, Paul.
I say go find Rappy too. I enjoyed reading this installment too Sean. :)
Reanna wrote: "I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)"YES, YOU DO.
Amber wrote: "I say go find Rappy too. I enjoyed reading this installment too Sean. :)"Duly noted, Amber--and thanks a ton for reading!
Sean wrote: "Reanna wrote: "I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)"YES, YOU DO."
God...I felt that all the way down here in Oklahoma! ;)
This one's kind of a no-brainer.Every party needs a cleric! :)
Two more votes for seeking out Rappy...I'm sensing a sweep!
You can sleep soundly tonight, dear Sean, both Greebo and I loved this installment very much!But you know, next time you steal a line from me (if I’m being honest, it had been a while since I’d stabbed something, and I kind of missed that feeling…and people ask me why I don’t have a boyfriend), you could ask first. ;P
Oh, and my vote is to go and find Rappy!
Trish wrote: "You can sleep soundly tonight, dear Sean, both Greebo and I loved this installment very much!But you know, next time you steal a line from me (if I’m being honest, it had been a while since I’d st..."
Rappy has all the momentum...he's going to run away with this election!
Rousing good installment to the series, Sean! I vote for the cleric also--how could you NOT want to hang out with someone named Rappahammer Hammerknocker?
Great episode, Sean, and I cast my vote for getting Rappy into the act, too. (And I really want a Bag of Storing. It would change my life.)
My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off his rocker,
He'd always been a lousy blocker,
On the sidelines he did clock her,
Flashed his cock to Betty Crocker,
Shouldn't be that big a shocker,
Always was a dirty focker,
That Rappahammer Hammerknocker...
Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."
HA! Fantastic!
Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."
Ahahahahaha!
Genius. Pure genius. Maybe Paul needs to write the next part of the story...
Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!
Paul wrote: "Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!"Damn. I was hoping that would work and I could take all the credit for your geniusosity.
Go to sleep, sickie.
Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."
This is what you come up when you're not feeling well?! What will you do if you're fine?!
*looks at Paul in awe*
Sean wrote: "Paul wrote: "Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!"Damn. I was hoping that would work and I could take all the credit for your geniusosity.
Go to sleep, sickie."
Paul is right, no excuses: off to work, chop-chop! :D
Trish wrote: "What will you do if you're fine..."If I ever feel well again, I shall finish my long-awaited sequel to War & Peace...
Paul wrote: "Trish wrote: "What will you do if you're fine..."If I ever feel well again, I shall finish my long-awaited sequel to War & Peace..."
*Waits semi-eagerly*
(We'll upgrade to just plain eagerly if Spider-Man makes an appearance in it.)
Well, obviously! Spidey's in everything I write... even if I don't actually mention him you can assume he's hanging from the ceiling.
War & Peace with Spiderman ... I definitely want that now! Is it a series of classics altered with comic book characters?
They stole your idea! They used the fact that you are not well! Rally the evil ginger kittens!
Looks like it's unanimous, FOHAGs--our intrepid heroes will journey to the mountain stronghold of the dwarves to seek out the services of Rappahammer Hammerknocker before taking on the archlich who so rudely stole Grimple's good looks. Thanks to all who weighed in. Now, let the writing commence!
Sean wrote: "Looks like it's unanimous, FOHAGs--our intrepid heroes will journey to the mountain stronghold of the dwarves to seek out the services of Rappahammer Hammerknocker before taking on the archlich who..."Yay!
