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Oh thought Owen if only I could remember where I left Adonis ...was it on the water bed?

but that was delayed considerably since Prime Minister Phony Flare talked about it nonstop congratulating himself and impeding implementation for years.

Many hours later .... the sound of thumping could be heard over the snoring which permeated the room. Owen slowly awakened, blinking in the dusty

bedroom and there was Adonis lying beside him, big, blond and shiny snoring loudly sleeping off a massive hangover

"Why, oh why," Owen thought, "does it sound like the sea's coming in," and then realised the lapping noise was Adonis's snores rocking the water bed.

Owen rolled over and shook Adonis. " Wake up, wake up" he cried. Adonis opened his eyes and gazed at Owen with a big grin.

Adonis gazed into Owen's eyes and asked, "Was it good for you too?" Apparently Adonis had a much more enjoyable parallel universe on his side of the temporal displacement rift.

"Erm ..." Owen stalled. His mind reeled with confusion. Did or did he not hear PM Phony Flare speaking earlier? It was just too much. "Uhm. Well, big guy," he started ...

With a wry grin Owen continued his reply, "I dare not make such judgements rashly. I think we better do it again and again all night long before I say with any degree of certainty." Then with lasciviousness libertinism he climbed into bed with Adonis.

More hours pass and the sun, rising over the eastern horizon, making shadowy silhouettes out of the mountains, begins to make it known that another day has started for our two love birds.

Owen notices the refreshing switch into first-person, present tense with a happy sigh, for now he knows he can attempt the difficult (and oft considered unlawful) challenge of become a POV-shifter

But the temporal shift made a dramatic u-turn back into third person narrative and Owen and Adonis carried on their water bed antics with sloshy glee!

[[Macky! That's dead unfair that is â€� yes, this is a complaint! I thought we'd really get it together with the first person, but ::::sighs deeply:::: you are Moderatrix so, <-crying just a little bit-> back to the third (or can I take the Fifth, Lucas?) ´¡³ó±ð³¾â€�

In an extraordinary display of lascivious libertinism matching anything Liberace ever managed (even with Mat Damon), Adonis showed Owen a thing or two you could do with a waterbed.

>for the record, the present tense thing was an accident. honest!<

The gymnastics eventually did the waterbed in and with a whoosh of rushing water, Owen and Adonis discovered the unjoy of a hard surface slamming into their backs. By then, of course, they were so gone that they didn't notice anything for a while ...

And so they were wet, very wet and they needed to get dry. So they towelled each other down and eggs benedict for a very late breakfast.

Just their luck. First a temporal shift and now space aliens were beaming Adonis and Loopi aboard their ship to perform unspeakable probes and, worse yet, a game of whist.

And so whistly went they whilst leaving Owen to the mercies of Vegans. That's when, with a brandishment, from a cunningly concealed cupboard closet leapt Edmondo Hoyle garbed in ruff-and-hose. "Begone, foul aliens of space!: cried he

( for Roger, just because... He's Roger! )

Suddenly the temporal shift shifted AGAIN , in as shifty a way as a temporal shift could shift... Nooooo once again present tense appears, Edmondo leaping and berating aliens, our two lovers crying out as the beam carries them towards their...

love arbor. Loopy feels he's in with a chance. Edmondo pirouettes. "We're alien-free," he chants. Oh how lively Loopy loves lissome Hoyle, loosely lingering�

Longingly and lovingly but Pondering the whereabouts of Owen and Adonis Loopy bemoans his shift from one story to another! Dash that temporal shift.....

After bemoaning his fate for a bit, Loopy gets smart and calls Stanley Steamer to clean the water out of the carpet since he's now stuck with the apartment ...

and in walks Owen Woe and Adonis who stride past Loopy and disappear into the now dry bedroom and begin to suck face and…yeah…whatever.

"That's the most gorgeous whatever, I've ever handled," Owen moaned. "Hah!" quoth Adonis, "wait till you get your hands on my whichever!"

Owen blushed but took Adonis up on his offer and grabbed his "whichever". This made Adonis a very happy man. But his "however " felt very left out...

…as did his heretofore and his hereinafter, but he fiddled with his Tardis and made the time shift into third-person, narrative, past tense so neatly that Owen swoonéd.

" Oh you tense changing, sweet talking love god, is there no end to your talents... I am undone!" Groaned Owen just before he hit the floor like a sack of spuds!

This is what makes Owen swoon...

Feeling like a mound of muppetry, Owen peered up at the god towering over his Jersey Royals. Oh adenoidal Adonis, thought he (view spoiler)[ � the "said he," thought he," inverted speech tag thing adds a certain sense of otherworldliness, or of a time long long ago�? (hide spoiler)]

Loopy, for his part, snuck out of the apartment during the interval and found himself in a strange city and lost, much to his discomfort.

He thought and thought and thought until he decided that Edward should be named Edwin because it was a much stronger name then he got out his sketch pad and started drawing caricatures of the people he saw, each one giving the two thumbs up sign. Soon he was a very rich man� though still lost.

Meanwhile Owen and Adonis decided to have breakfast. They made pancakes, bacon and coffee, and sat munching and gazing into each others love filled eyes.

Unbenknownst to Owe and Ad, Loopy quickly sketched them at their meal, all thumbs and thighs above their love filled eyes.

(view spoiler)[ oh sure, show off that you are partnered to the legendary artist Oliver Frey and make our posts here look dull by comparison. (hide spoiler)]

but he was all thumbs.

(view spoiler)[I only asked him if I could borrow a thumb or two, and I got four� (hide spoiler)] But Adonis hitched the ride�

and four cars offered him rides; one for each thumb.

And Adonis of the many thumbs split into four different entities and went to the four winds.

Adonis-1 went to City Stadium and watched a Mets game. Adonis-2 went to a gay bar and got cuddly with Adonis-3 and they were over each other all lovey dovey. Adonis-4 fancied a career in acting and took the first film offer he received in a sweet, heartwarming porn film.

Loopy finally found his niche on the sidewalk, drawing pictures of happy couples enjoying the night ...

As Loopy happily sketched, Adonis-1 woke from a dream turned nightmare. No Mets game, he was perched in the Yankees' stadium�

Sitting happily next to Owen munching on a hotdog with mustard

Adonis1 freaked and ran to center field and yelled "hot hunks to the 4th Power unite!" and suddenly Adonis's 2, 3, and 4 appeared and merged with Adonis 1 until once again they become the most gorgeous group of gay men on the planet in all in one single body except there was a mustard stain on Adonis cheek where Owen had kissed him goodbye.

"Why are you leaving me? Adonis cried as Owen skipped off the field to raucous applause from the stands bleached white under the pitiless sun.

But the roar of the crowd drown out the cries of the single bodied Adoins1234 and so Owen Woe continued to skip away thinking, "What's A Boy Supposed to Do" without so much as a question mark.

Or a comma, or an exclamation mark, or a semicolon, or parentheses, or hyphens, or quotation marks, or ellipses, or periods/full stops, dashes, apostrophes, colons, bullet points, inverted commas .......

Adonis morphed back into single Adonis and was outraged at being ignored by Owen. He stamped his feet, ran after Owen and grabbed him by the shoulder.

Hiya Adonis you look just like the sexiest Greek god today. Watcha been doing? Do you know you have a little mustard stain on your cheek? Wanna bite of my hot dog?

But it turned out Adonis, with his Californian tan and godlike physique that pooh-poohed East Coast pretensions, preferred corn dogs any day. Damn and blast it, thought Owen Woe.

"Its between two really squidgy buns! Hey sexy, its yours if you want it?" Adonis licked his lips as he had a very healthy appetite...

...so he ran full speed to the nearest BurgerDoodle� to to have a Big Mack. Luckily Big Mack was on his break so Adonis and Mack did the nasty in a bed of lettuce on a sesame see bun until they were sated.

Whereupon the FDA made a sudden appearance and shut down the store for unsanitary practices and Big Mack found he no longer had a job.

>I will never look at fast food the same way again. Thanks Lucas :S<