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He believed dark feys didn’t get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit.


“You never sounded farther away from me and I will take that balloon and stab the fuck out of and at the same time I will take that balloon and tie it around Peach's neck because WHO THE FUCK CAN CUNT OUT OVER A BALLOON?”
― You
― You

“So I Lyfted to Home Depot, where I bought random stuff, rope and duct tape, plastic bags, cable ties, and plastic gloves. The girl at the register winked and said she’s also a big fan of Fifty Shades and this is what has become of our society. Fucking and killing are the same damn thing. Now”
― Hidden Bodies
― Hidden Bodies

“I don’t say anything. I know the power of silence. I remember my dad saying nothing and I remember his silences more vividly than I remember the things he said.”
― You
― You

“His lower lip trembles. “Is this . . . are you from the network?� I look at him. Could he possibly be that stupid? “No,� I say. “I’m from the world.”
― Hidden Bodies
― Hidden Bodies

“There is nothing remarkable about this 'guac', about any 'guac', and California needs to calm the fuck down.”
― Hidden Bodies
― Hidden Bodies
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