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I'm going to be really annoying and quote bits! 😁
"The Anglo-Saxons didn't write much down because the Romans took all the pens with them when they left Britain..."
— May 04, 2025 01:49AM
"The Anglo-Saxons didn't write much down because the Romans took all the pens with them when they left Britain..."
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"Britain is a proper democracy, yet a third of the population still can't be a*sed to vote so, instead, they exercise their democratic right to moan. Moaning is a bit like voting, except you don't have to go to a primary school and stand in a cupboard to moan. You can do it wherever you want. Which makes it more convenient for people with bad feet or a dog."
— May 13, 2025 12:34PM
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Fireman Sam:
A show about how accident-prone the Welsh are.
— May 11, 2025 11:35AM
A show about how accident-prone the Welsh are.
