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Notes:
(1) Charles recycles his bathwater to water his garden.
- I'm more surprised that he takes baths.
(2) William's 21st birthday was fancy dress.
- It was notable for a gate-crasher dressed as Osama bin Laden, also as the first royal event attended by Kate Middleton.
(3) Harry's Nazi costume sparked international government condemnation.
- Seems overkill for kid idiocy.
Aug 22, 2021 04:30AM
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Notes:
(1) Following retirement from the military, William and Kate moved into Kensington Palace apartment 1A, which features four stories, twenty rooms and a private garden.
- My first apartment was a one bedroom with a window view of a brick wall.
(2) In 2012 Harry was photographed naked at a party in Las Vegas.
- First rule of naked Vegas party: check phones at the door!
Aug 23, 2021 04:30AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) "Stephen Fry['s] ubiquity at such functions put him perilously close to court jester status."
- From what I know of Stephen Fry, I'm sure he'd take court jester as an honor.
(2) Camilla was so unpopular that there were plans to elevate Princess Anne to "Royal Partner," to perform consort duties instead.
- Reminds me of when Chelsea Clinton was briefly First Lady.
Aug 19, 2021 04:50AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) The portion of the book dealing with Diana's death is both the most moving part of the book and the least interesting.
- I know it all already.
(2) In my opinion, the British public never really accepted the divorce. There wasn't enough time. As such, to the public, they always will be married and, no matter how official, Camilla will always be "the other woman."
Aug 18, 2021 04:00AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Following a long royal tradition of hiring "men of indeterminate sexuality," Charles hired PR wunderkind Mark Bolland.
- William and Harry nicknamed him Lord Blackadder.
(2) Diana fell in love with a Pakistani heart surgeon. He dumped her for being "needy and suffocating."
- Eg. she would be furious with him for declining her phone calls while performing surgery.
Aug 17, 2021 04:00AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) To secure the infamous 1995 Panorama interview, Martin Bashir used fake financial documents to convince Diana that her staff was spying on her.
- This deceit was only uncovered this year.
(2) As intended, the interview permanently burnt bridges with the royals.
- As a direct result, the Queen demanded Charles and Diana divorce. She could no longer be queen-to-be.
Aug 16, 2021 04:00AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Though there was little doubt that Diana would be "the fun parent," she made extra effort to have her fun in public, so that Charles would by contrast look uninvolved in raising his sons.
(2) When Buckingham Palace opened to the public, the Queen put Charles in charge.
- He bemoaned selling cheap items in the gift shop. Though, what exactly is "cheap" to Charles?
Aug 12, 2021 04:20AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Best chapter of the book so far covers 1991-1992, from Diana's press offensive against Charles, to the Morton biography, to the separation.
- I sort of wish the entire book was the scandalous parts, but then, it wouldn't be a comprehensive biography.
(2) In 1992, there was still hope, despite the separation, that Diana would be crowned Queen.
- How very medieval.
Aug 11, 2021 04:00AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Diana's nickname for Camilla was "Rottweiler."
- I can't tell whether that was a reference to her appearance or her temperament.
(2) Charles kept his affair monogamous and out of public view. Conversely, Diana carried on several affairs simultaneously, and in full view of Kensington Palace staff and her children.
- So very different. Little wonder it didn't work.
Aug 09, 2021 04:00AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Dorchester needed to expand. Rather than sell off land to developers, Charles decided to build his own town, Poundbury.
- As Duke of Cornwall, I suppose it's technically his land to decide what do with.
(2) Seems very authoritarian to deny townsfolk a supermarket and cinema for aesthetic reasons.
- Though, to be fair, they did choose to live in Charles' Sim City.
Aug 08, 2021 04:35AM
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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) This biography seems to be going through the 1980s year by year.
- It makes sense, since those were the Diana years, and the most interesting to casual readers.
(2) What tipped off the press to marriage difficulties was that Charles and Diana stayed in different hotel rooms.
- Of course, that would've been no big deal a generation earlier, especially for royalty.
Aug 03, 2021 05:10AM
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message 1: by Tahera (new)

Tahera I am pretty sure the judges must have been a fix who to give the prize to... the Osama impersonator or Harry's turn as a Nazi 😶.


Jayson Tahera wrote: "I am pretty sure the judges must have been a fix who to give the prize to... the Osama impersonator or Harry's turn as a Nazi 😶."

Or possibly both. It slipped my mind to specify in the update that these were two different fancy dress parties. The latter, featuring Nazi Harry, had William dressed as a colonized "savage"... which may have been equally politically incorrect, especially in hindsight. 😬


message 3: by kenzah (new)

kenzah colonized savage.... seems really appropriate


Alexandra Elend Wolf These are very good points!

The bath thing is disgusting in both accounts, the not bathing much and then reusing the water... doesn't quite matter how well cleaned - or whatever treatment it gets before being reused - it gets. Yuck.

And, yeah, that was overkill for a kids costume but everyone takes it more seriously because their royals or whatever *rolls eyes*


message 5: by Kadi (last edited Aug 22, 2021 02:53PM) (new)

Kadi P The whole Harry wearing a nazi outfit sparking outrage thing wasn’t that much overkill considering his great grandfather’s brother (great great-uncle?) once aligned himself with Hitler and the entire royal British family is technically German with previous links to Hitler/the Nazis so his action really made them all look bad and reminded the public of their past.

Plus Harry wasn’t a kid when he decided to do that. If it was 2005 then he would’ve been like 20 or 21, more than old enough to know wearing a Nazi costume is not ok regardless of your family’s history!


Jayson Kenzah wrote: "colonized savage.... seems really appropriate"

Well, he didn't have much option... the theme of the party was "colonizers and natives." 😬🤷‍♂�


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "These are very good points!

The bath thing is disgusting in both accounts, the not bathing much and then reusing the water... doesn't quite matter how well cleaned - or whatever treatment it gets ..."


Well, I'm not saying he doesn't bathe often. I just said I'm surprised, as a grown man, he takes baths, as opposed to showers. Still, poor plants, to be fertilized by Charles' wastewater. 🌱😥


Jayson Kadi wrote: "The whole Harry wearing a nazi outfit sparking outrage thing wasn’t that much overkill considering his great grandfather’s brother (great great-uncle?) once aligned himself with Hitler and the enti..."

Well, we'll have to agree to disagree on that. I'm no fan of Harry, especially of late, but he definitely didn't deserve being condemned by world governments for a bad attempt at being edgy. First of all, he's unelected and hadn't assumed royal duties at the time, so he wasn't on the government payroll, and wasn't beholden to taxpayer scrutiny, nor was he any more than a private citizen at that point, notwithstanding who his father is.

Additionally, I don't believe it's morally correct that he should be weighted down by either his German ethnicity nor the Nazi sympathies of Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor weren't even members of the royal family, they were black sheep and exiles living in France, and were neither invited to the Queen's wedding nor her coronation. No other member of the royal family––and as I said, Edward and Wallis weren't royals at the time––had links to the Nazis, aside from Charles Edward, who was Duke of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha at the time, and only related insofar as he was a grandson of Queen Victoria. The sins of the father should not be conferred unto the son, I firmly believe that, and even more so the sins of distant and historical relatives and ones' genetic or cultural heritage.

Lastly, and I'm sure you'll disagree since you're around 20 yourself, but past a certain number of years, everyone who's ever been 20 considers 20 year-olds "kids." No disrespect to 20 year-olds, it's just a phrase. Like I said, I'm no fan of Harry, and he definitely was of an age where he should have known better, but he was a dumb "college kid."


message 9: by Kadi (new)

Kadi P @Jay all good points and even things I didn’t consider. I didn’t know the party’s theme was “colonisers and natives�, that in itself is problematic.

Maybe it’s because I’m mature for my age or maybe it’s because our day and age accounts for more “woke� youth if you get what I mean, but I definitely can’t reconcile with Harry’s actions being dismissed as a “kids will be kids� kind of thing at his big age of 20. Maybe if he was like 16 or younger then I’d get it. That whole debacle was perhaps a product of its time though and maybe some of that can be attributed to a dumb decision on Harry’s part.


Jayson Kadi wrote: "@Jay all good points and even things I didn’t consider. I didn’t know the party’s theme was “colonisers and natives�, that in itself is problematic.

Maybe it’s because I’m mature for my age or may..."


I'd like to say that I'm surprised, but these sort of edgy costume party themes seem to be very common. James Gunn, for example, was fired from directing Guardians of the Galaxy because it was discovered that he once held pedophile-themed parties where people dressed as abusers and minors. I'm frankly shocked he was able to come back to Hollywood and direct The Suicide Squad. Also, I think there's an additional layer of stupidity related to Harry dressing as a Nazi, because I don't think the Nazis colonized anything.

I definitely get what you're saying, that age isn't indicative of mental maturity. I think Harry himself has said that the death of his mother led to a long decline of his mental health where he did a lot of drugs and made bad decisions. Actually, in the book, the author mentions that William and Harry turned the Highgrove rec room into a kind of den of underage drinking and vice called Club-H (I assume named after Harry).

I also agree that the whole thing was a product of its time. There's a whole generation that grew up on South Park and Jerry Springer and Jackass and Eminem, who were products of a world where being edgy was the norm. Not that it's any excuse, but context is important when you're looking at things from a modern lens.


₊  ˚  ale   ࿓ ✧˖° "I'm more surprised that he takes baths."
I'm literally choking. And btw, I didn't know about the Harry's nazi costume, omg. I'll search up about that!


message 12: by Jayson (last edited Aug 22, 2021 05:10PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Jayson ale � wrote: ""I'm more surprised that he takes baths."
I'm literally choking. And btw, I didn't know about the Harry's nazi costume, omg. I'll search up about that!"


Happy you got a kick out of that, ale! As for Nazi Harry, it should be very easy to search. The internet never forgets your failings, especially if you're a royal.

Here's some pictures:
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Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "These are very good points!

The bath thing is disgusting in both accounts, the not bathing much and then reusing the water... doesn't quite matter how well cleaned - o..."


Ohhh, well that is a little better. But, yeah, poor plants *lol*


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Ohhh, well that is a little better. But, yeah, poor plants *lol*"




Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Ohhh, well that is a little better. But, yeah, poor plants *lol*"

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*lmao* That made my day, thanks :D


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "*lmao* That made my day, thanks :D"

My pleasure, happy to hear that :)


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