Jason Brant's Blog
August 22, 2021
Stone Cold is MULLET filled BRILLIANCE! Brian Bosworth’s brings testosterone fueled INSANITY!
Mullets and testosterone abound in this early nineties Brian Bosworth vehicle. Manliness oozes from every frame. This is our first time seeing Bosworth on screen and we came away incredibly impressed. This movie is an absolute blast.
Watch STONE COLD here â–�
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Contract to Kill is Steven Seagal at his WORST. He doesn’t even care at this point.
When Steven Seagal stops giving a crap about his movies, you get CONTRACT TO KILL. He spends the majority of this ‘film� sitting down, mumbling nonsensical lines. The fight scenes are almost nonexistent. This is one of the worst movies we’ve ever watched.
Watch CONTRACT TO KILL here â–�
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American Ninja 3 is 80s CHEESE at its BEST. The story is hilarious NONSENSE
The 80s were a haven of cheesy, insane martial arts movies. American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt is a prime example of the hilarity of the genre at the time. With a nonsensical story, horrible choreography, and ninjas everywhere, this movie is simply amazing.
Watch AMERICAN NINJA 3: BLOOD HUNT here â–�
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Invasion U.S.A. is the BEST Chuck Norris movie EVER!
Chuck Norris crushes us with his all-time classic INVASION U.S.A. We had no idea what we were getting into. This movie has it all � tons of explosions, lots of wang shooting, and crazy stunts. It’s amazing.
Watch INVASION U.S.A. here â–�
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BIRDEMIC might be the WORST MOVIE ever
What did we just watch? Birdemic is beyond description. If an alien landed on Earth, found a video camera, and started shooting a movie� it would look like Birdemic. It’s a must watch.
Watch BIRDEMIC here â–�
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I made my friend watch a Steven Seagal movie. His REACTION to Attrition is hilarious!
Steven Seagal isn’t even trying at this point. He wrote and starred in this glorious film � ATTRITION. Obvious stunt doubles, an incomprehensible plot, and lots of mumbling make this one hilarious movie. Seagal is still peaking.
Watch ATTRITION here â–�
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Lionheart is a CRAPPY version of Bloodsport. Jean-Claude Van Damme remakes his own movies!
For some reason, Jean-Claude Van Damme thought he should continually remake Bloodsport. Lionheart, Kickboxer, and Bloodsport all have the same storyline, but with varying degrees of success. We have all the hallmarks of a Van Damme film here � underground fights, running from the government, and lots of shots of his behind.
Watch Lionheart here â–�
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Jurassic Attack has the WORST SFX ever
What happens when someone pays ‘homage� to Predator, but with terrible CG dinosaurs replacing an alien? You get JURASSIC ATTACK� or Rise of the Dinosaurs� or whatever this movie is called now. This one is pure SYFY schlock.
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April 19, 2020
Final Guys 149 � We Summon the Darkness
Our main feature this week is starring Alexandra Daddario and her two incredible talents. But before we get to those, we have a bevy of horror books and movies to review for you. We’re talking , , , , , , , , , , , and .
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Final Guys 148 � The Room
Unfortunately, we aren’t reviewing Tommy Wiseau’s The Room this week, but the french horror flick of the same name. Before we get to that, we’re talking , , , , , , , , , , and .
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